One Stupid Trick For Avoiding Coronavirus Market Whiplash
Just, like, ignore everything until 3:30.
Mooch To Trump: Change Everything About Yourself And Watch Stocks MAGA
Be nicer, make nice with China and keep shredding regs and you will be rewarded, Mr. President.
Bank That Loves Getting Small Thinks Online Bookstore Has Gotten Too Big
Citi tells Amazon to split in two, wonders aloud if there are any banks that know how to do that.
Jon Corzine Ends Lloyd Blankfein's Nascent Political Career With One Endorsement From Jon Corzine
Who wouldn't take political career advice from Jon Corzine?
Ray Dalio: College Is For Getting Blackout Drunk With Smart People
Put down the books, nerd, and start living.
Angelo Mozilo Has Career Advice For Gary Cohn...No, Really
We truly live in an age of wonder.
Lloyd Blankfein, Whose Favorite Leisure Activity Is To ‘Lie On The Couch,’ Tells Interns To Be More Interesting
What does Lloyd do for fun, anyway?
Bill Ackman Took The Wrong Piece Of Advice From Drew Katz
In fairness he did get a sweet apartment out of it.
Lazard Intern Turned Adult Entertainment Star Knows A Pump And Dump When She Sees One
Veronica Vain's got tips re: penny stocks.
Sandberg: I Got Something Out Of My MBA, And You Might Too, But Don't Get One, Unless You Want One, But Not Because I Told You To
For those of you on the fence about b-school.
Former Merrill Lynch Exec Offers Summer Interns 5-Point Plan To Getting Ahead On Wall Street (All Of Which Involve Lunch)
Avoid these midday meal-based tips at your own peril.
Day Trader Turned Agent To The (Porn) Stars: If You Can't Make Money In This Biz Don't Even Look At Me
Apparently the production costs are less than one might have thought; ergo, if you're not turning a profit, get the hell out if this industry.
Hedge Fund Manager Who Refers To Wife As An Asset On His Balance Sheet Classifies American Women As A Major Liability
Love 'n Marriage Advice, by Davide Serra.
Business Insider To Wall Street Interns: Stay The F*ck Out Of The Hamptons, Bro
If there is one piece of advice to follow about how to land a job on Wall Street this summer... you might as well follow this one, cuz why not.
Billion-Dollar Startup Receives Unsolicited Advice From Non-Investor
Fred Wilson mic drop in 3...2...
Elon Musk's Ex-Wife Lived With a Maniacal Obsessive, And She's Totally Cool With It
When his ex-wives go on the internet to write about him, it's not even that bad. Elon wins again!
Dick Fuld's Reentry To Society Involves Telling People The Secrets To Running A World Class Investment Bank
People who are paying actual money to hear said secrets.