We didn't know that they had Mad Libs in Hell.
Mike Schuster has the chance to be the hedge fund’s last human employee.
Wells Fargo finally engineers a solution.
Muhammed Yesilhark is this close to turning things over to 40 electronic versions of himself.
An SAC alum moves into big data...the opposite of hilarity ensues.
You won't be laughing when the cop who pulls you over morphs into a chrome killing machine.
Everybody relax. It's business as usual at the truthiest hedge fund in America.