Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Can You Blame Algos For Oil's Recent Losses? Sure You Can!
Blame the Terminators. You can always blame the Terminators.
You Mortals Weren't Ready For JPMorgan's Marko Kolanovic - And Marko Wasn't Ready For You Mortals
You know what? I'm not sure you people are emotionally stable enough to be trusted with Marko Kolanovic notes anymore.
As If Life Weren't Hard Enough, Analysts Now Have To Worry About Algos Reading Their Minds
Earnings calls are no longer a safe space.
Like An Aging Boy Band With A Drug Problem, "Algos" Just Aren't Cute Anymore
The case against "algos" is hard to ignore.
“Panicked” Citi Trader Might Have Kinda Sorta Crashed The Pound
Proving that robots still haven't truly mastered the human art of fucking things up.