It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Blame the Terminators. You can always blame the Terminators.
You know what? I'm not sure you people are emotionally stable enough to be trusted with Marko Kolanovic notes anymore.
Earnings calls are no longer a safe space.
The case against "algos" is hard to ignore.
Proving that robots still haven't truly mastered the human art of fucking things up.