Alphabet
Eric Schmidt Does Not Share His Beautiful Women With Hedge Fund Managers
It is the women who must share the still-married Alphabet chairman.
Trump To Meet With Tech Titans, Threatening Midtown Manhattan With Potential Nuclear Ego Event
We're not saying this is a trap, but we're definitely not saying it isn't.
Citi Analyst: Google Won't Buy AIG, But It'd Be A Whole Lot Cooler If It Did
Just because an idea won't ever happen, that doesn't make it less awesome.
With Alphabet Restructuring, Larry And Sergey Are Apparently A Little More Open To Doing Some Evil
Overriding at Alphabet is less "Don't be evil," More "Netflix n' chill within the parameters of the law."
Google Belongs To Ruth Porat Now
Google "Ruth Porat" today and the results might come back "bae."