The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
Pot stocks are making investors act high.
Interest rates are really about your mood in 2019.
This is why adages suck.
Errybody got a streaming service now.
Because same difference, really.
No, he walked INTO the bar...goddamn Transition shades.
This is getting - even more - ridiculous.
"Steve and Gary are going to fix everything" said no one inside 200 West St...ever.
The King of Radical Transparency attempting to to understand The Clown Prince of Constant Bullshit is truly something to behold.
Trump represents uncharted territory for investors. But scrappy analysts can still do some useful charting.