Of Course Elon Musk Isn't Taking Tesla Private
Forget the financials, everyone's favorite billionaire industrialist fuckboi was never going to quit the drama of being publicly traded.
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A Treasury Secretary Walks Into A Bar Full Of Central Bankers...
No, he walked INTO the bar...goddamn Transition shades.
Fundamentals Be Damned! Cryptos Are Doomed!
Like most things in finance, Katy Perry just called the topped.
Even The Sharks Are Trading Like Goldfish
Maybe we've gotten carried away with this whole "Live in the moment" routine.
Bitcoin Investors Beginning To Resemble Tweakers Playing XBox
This is getting - even more - ridiculous.
Against All Evidence, Reason And Logic, Goldman Sachs Still Claims To Believe In Trumpian Tax Reform
"Steve and Gary are going to fix everything" said no one inside 200 West St...ever.
Rational Analysis of Donald Trump Is Ray Dalio's Psychological Waterloo
The King of Radical Transparency attempting to to understand The Clown Prince of Constant Bullshit is truly something to behold.
What Quantitative Investors Can Learn From the Election
Trump represents uncharted territory for investors. But scrappy analysts can still do some useful charting.