AT&T Says Rule Barring Selective Disclosures To Analysts Can’t Possibly Be Designed To Bar Selective Disclosures To Analysts
The SEC has a different interpretation of Reg FD, alas.
Bonus Watch ’20: Evercore Would Like To Pay You To Go Away For A Little While
They’re not going to pay you much, but do appreciate your understanding and non-presence.
Hedge Fund Lobby Readying Law To Ban Sell-Side Research
Not really, or at least not yet, but man would it be a windfall.
JPMorgan Would Like To Remind Everyone That GE Is Still An Awful Place To Put Your Money
Lest you all forget, one of the original public companies is a full and total clusterf@ck.
JPMorgan's Unveils Its Newest Super Weapon: Psychic Quants
Marko Kolanovic is the Nostradamus of Algorithm jockeys.
Thirsty Goldman Sachs Analyst Tries To Netflix N Chill, Has No Chill
Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.
If JPMorgan Isn't Careful, Dick Bove Is Gonna Take It Out Behind The Stock Exchange And Get It Pregnant
Somebody got that Jamie Dimon thirst for REAL.
In Tesla's Dark Moment, Adam Jonas Shockingly Sees Only Light
Nothing can make our favorite Elon stan doubt his beliefs.
Analysts Now Bemoaning Plebe Investors Inherent Inability To Comprehend An S&P Target Of "Infinity:
Should investors resist the urge to panic by embracing the notion of a Forever Rally? (No.)
Wall Street Consensus Says That 2018 Will Make Us Rich And Move Us Ever Closer To The Apocalypse
Fun with BofAML's Michael Hartnett.
Goldman Sachs Downgrades Surging Walmart Stock Because Nobody Understands Walmart More Than Goldman Sachs
There is no 200 West Street in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Sell-Side Analysts Misunderstand Apple Almost As Badly As They Misunderstand Amazon
They only missed by 20 cents a share on this one!
We Know Nothing About Amazon, But It Knows Everything About Us
Jeff Bezos just became the richest man in the world on your can't miss Amazon short trade.
Bank Of America Would Like To Wish You A Very Beary Christmas
Gird your loins with boughs of holly.
Mike Mayo Hired By Wells Fargo Because Life Is Wonderful And Strange
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
As If Life Weren't Hard Enough, Analysts Now Have To Worry About Algos Reading Their Minds
Earnings calls are no longer a safe space.
Analysts Facing Industry Apocalypse Might Want To Consider A Career In Vigilantism
It beats ending up at S&P.
Citi Thinks Goldman's Bummer Quarter Just Makes It Even Hotter Because Failure Is So Relatable
Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?
Philistine Baird Analyst Tacitly Admits That He Has STILL Not Seen Netflix's "The Crown"
Ugh, William Power probably liked "The OA."
Mike Mayo Doesn't Need A Job To F@ck With JPMorgan
The Van Gogh of bank trolls will not be stopped by a mere sudden lack of employment.
First Year Bank Analysts Who Thought They'd Be Running The Show 6 Months In Are Angry
But not at themselves for apparently not knowing what the job of first year analyst entails.