CEO Doing Bad Trump Impression Tells Analysts That They Should Consider Suicide During Very Chill Earnings Call
Lourenco Goncalves seems cool.
Marko Kolanovic is the Nostradamus of Algorithm jockeys.
Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.
Somebody got that Jamie Dimon thirst for REAL.
Nothing can make our favorite Elon stan doubt his beliefs.
Should investors resist the urge to panic by embracing the notion of a Forever Rally? (No.)
Fun with BofAML's Michael Hartnett.
There is no 200 West Street in Bentonville, Arkansas.
They only missed by 20 cents a share on this one!
Jeff Bezos just became the richest man in the world on your can't miss Amazon short trade.
Gird your loins with boughs of holly.
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Earnings calls are no longer a safe space.
It beats ending up at S&P.
Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?
Ugh, William Power probably liked "The OA."
The Van Gogh of bank trolls will not be stopped by a mere sudden lack of employment.
But not at themselves for apparently not knowing what the job of first year analyst entails.
Declan Garrity and Barclays have parted ways.
"Confusion and upset."
Cheating on internal training exams: so hot right now.
Did GoDaddy catfish everyone on Finance Tinder?