Angela Merkel Let In A Million Refugees And Now Wolfgang Schäuble Can’t Yell At Greeks Anymore
Don’t worry: His replacement might be even yellier.
Greece Not Done Trying To Passive-Aggressively Blow Up Europe
Don't look now but Greece is still fiscally f@cked.
Germany Poised To Criminalize Already Illegal Thing
Nobody steals from Angela Merkel and gets away with it.
Germany Was For Debt Relief Before It Was Against It
Germany's biggest rhetorical weakness remains its own recent history.
Greek PM In No Hurry To Let Go Of This Awesome Feeling By Negotiating
Just let him enjoy his good time for now.
Greek Crisis Now Causing Bizarre Behavior In Visiting New Yorkers
New Yorkers are passing up deals on the streets of Athens? It was nice knowing you, Greece.
Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras Isn't Going To Literally Say "Angela Merkel And Her Cohorts Are Trying To Blackmail Me"
He's still going to throw the word "blackmail" down *and* lay it on thick about how the founding fathers of the EU would be extremely disappointed about the current situation.
Angela Merkel Not Sure Why You Think So Highly Of This Euro Thing
What's wrong with you people?
German/Greek Couples Make Out Ahead Of Bailout Talks, Hope Merkel/Tsipras Will Take Their Lead
Figuratively if not literally, though literally would work, too.
88-Year-Old Retired Central Banker Expects Grexit In His Lifetime
Greece and her allies have spent the last few days engaging in a series of escalating “fuck yous.” And that's got Alan Greenspan thinking...
Italian, German Voters Get Their Turns To Ruin The Global Economy
Now that the U.S.'s economic recovery is a sure thing, thanks to the hard work our sage and wise leaders put in a couple of hours after allowing the country to fly off the fiscal cliff, weary eyes turn to the other side of the Atlantic, where the Germans and Italians look to elect similarly sage and wise representatives. Well, the Germans, anyway.
Would-Be Locust Exterminator To Lose German Election
We have good news for those of you who do business with/in the Bundesrepublik: Angela Merkel is going to be re-elected.