The gist of which is, be more like the guy who fired me after 10 days and who you just trounced in an election.
Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
The universe is one great karmic loop for Anthony Scaramucci.
But the Mooch hopes that, like his divorce, this split's not permanent.
We’re not calling Anthony Scaramucci a liar, but…
Not that Stephanie Ruhle was having any of it.
But the Mooch can count on seeing all of you in Abu Dhabi in December, right? Right?
Yeah, we don't understand what the hell she's doing either.
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
Be nicer, make nice with China and keep shredding regs and you will be rewarded, Mr. President.
Brett Messing joins the SALT sideshow.
Just a lot shorter.
Nice try, you Jamooks, but The Mooch is back and he's vaguely aware of where SkyBridge is invested.
HNA says "Stugots" to Mooch on the SkyBridge deal.
The Mooch just needs a little favor is all.
The puppy-like Mooch’s loyalty to MAGA may finally pay off.
He's just going to learn how to say "Off-the-record" and forget how to say "cock."