Anthony Scaramucci

He’s got a new steam shower that’s twice as expensive as the old one.

All it took for Anthony Scaramucci to figure it out was six months shilling for a White House job, five more waiting for one, 11 days in it and a year of reflection.

Nice try, you Jamooks, but The Mooch is back and he's vaguely aware of where SkyBridge is invested.

HNA says "Stugots" to Mooch on the SkyBridge deal.

You can't keep a good Mooch down.

The Mooch just needs a little favor is all.

The puppy-like Mooch’s loyalty to MAGA may finally pay off.

He's just going to learn how to say "Off-the-record" and forget how to say "cock."

The Mooch has now been fired by The White House as many times as he's been fired by Goldman Sachs. Coincidence?

Reince is gone, but his wife just leaked that she's not interested in being his wife anymore.

Josh Tetrick is pulling off some Lex Luthor type shit and The Mooch should pay heed.

Anthony Scaramucci to be named White House Communications Director because why the fuck not at this point.

The Mooch never stopped believing in President Trump, and now President Trump has come back around to believing in The Mooch.

And miraculously, it's not going to be Ackman.

This year's shindig may have sucked, but it also may have been the last.

The Mooch is staying as upbeat as reality can allow.

With some bonus advice for President Trump!

And Anthony Scaramucci is hopin' and a prayin' that - some day soon - one of those jobs will be his.