Apollo Global Management

Turns out when you’re not calling yourself worthless, no one else is interested.

For now, it’s just an accusation of being a serial rapist.

Leon Black may be gone, but his DNA is clearly all over the private equity giant he co-founded.

Now, they share an experience of legal trouble around their exploits.

There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.

No sir, still nothing to see here.

And Jay Clayton gets to be called “Mr. Chairman” again.

Moral: It’s best not to get Oaktree’s Ken Liang angry.

The rock of respectability has rolled back down the Alps.

You mean to tell me that SoftBank and the Swiss joined forces to back a loser?

It’s a surprisingly tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.

He did do twice as much not wrong as previously reported, and is almost 70, so…

And they’ve seen him rap and eat.

It could have happened to any political leader or captain of industry, if you think about it.

And there’s no end in sight to the torrents of Epstein-related ink.

Definitely nothing to worry about, dear limited partners!

Like having to send this regretful letter to clients, assuring that he never lied to them about Jeffrey Epstein.