Apollo Global Management

Apollo Global Management has the money Elon Musk needs to buy Twitter.

In the first, there were no takers on even an inkling of a settlement.

It, like much else recently, didn’t go well for him.

Nor has anyone accused Josh Harris of sexually assaulting anyone, but no matter.

All it takes to get billionaires to reject a guaranteed return is an association with the most odious man on the planet.

Turns out when you’re not calling yourself worthless, no one else is interested.

For now, it’s just an accusation of being a serial rapist.

Leon Black may be gone, but his DNA is clearly all over the private equity giant he co-founded.

Now, they share an experience of legal trouble around their exploits.

There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.

No sir, still nothing to see here.

And Jay Clayton gets to be called “Mr. Chairman” again.

Moral: It’s best not to get Oaktree’s Ken Liang angry.

The rock of respectability has rolled back down the Alps.

You mean to tell me that SoftBank and the Swiss joined forces to back a loser?

It’s a surprisingly tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.

He did do twice as much not wrong as previously reported, and is almost 70, so…