Armed Insurrections
Steve Schwarzman Ensures He’ll Be Remembered For More Than Just Making A Ton Of Money
His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”
Deutsche Bank Bids ‘Auf Wiedersehen’ To The Least Illustrious German-American In History
The Drumpfs need some new banks.
Bank PACs To Think About Financing Efforts To Shred Constitution For A Little While
And private equity firms have even bigger concerns.
If He’s Being Honest, David Solomon Could Have Done Without A U.S. Capitol Riot Just Before His ‘Storm The Hill’ Event
Unlike the president, Goldman Sachs really did mean it metaphorically.
Larry Kudlow Not Resigning, Merely Taking The Rest Of The Trump Administration Off
I mean, if he doesn’t use the days he’s gonna lose’em, right?
Nelson Peltz Admits To Being The Stupidest Person In America
In fairness to the hedge fund manager, it may be a 12 million-way tie.
Mick Mulvaney, Who Promised A Graceful And Peaceful Presidential Transition, Makes His Own Craven And Hasty Exit
If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.
What, Did Something Happen In Washington Yesterday?
Because Wall Street sure as hell didn’t notice.