Armed Insurrections

His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”

The Drumpfs need some new banks.

And private equity firms have even bigger concerns.

Unlike the president, Goldman Sachs really did mean it metaphorically.

I mean, if he doesn’t use the days he’s gonna lose’em, right?

In fairness to the hedge fund manager, it may be a 12 million-way tie.