asset management
Goldman Sachs Comes To Terms With Its Lack Of The Common Touch
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WhatsApp Is Free… Until It Isn’t
Failing to keep track of the untrackable is proving very expensive for banks.
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Bonus Watch ’23: Your Bonus Is Keeping Your Job
A half-size bonus is arguably preferable to a pink slip. Arguably.
Hedge Fund Manager Knows Ukraine’s Dealing With Some Sh*t Right Now, Is Suing It Anyway
As far as Richard Deitz is concerned, there’s not point in having the Ukrainians defeat the Russians if he can’t have his money back now.
Republicans Believe In Shareholder Democracy About As Much As Actual Democracy
Which is to say, as long as it aligns with their own interests.
Maybe Serving As Payment Agent For Sovereign Debt Is Another Business Citi Should Get Out Of
At least when it comes to rogue states and uniquely recalcitrant debtors.
Ozy Happy To Tell Other Investors About Goldman Call. Some Of It, Anyway.
Funnily, it seems COO Samir Rao’s method acting didn’t come up.
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Goldman To Complete Transition To Anonymous Main Street Bank In Most Degrading Way Possible
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
Wells Fargo May Deprive Investors Of Its Peerless Service And Customer Care
But not before drawing one last racial discrimination lawsuit therefrom.
Running The Most Successful Bank On Wall Street Apparently Too Hard
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
Feel Free To Filter Your Bribes Through Foreign-Government Owned Investment Banks
Bill Barr sees absolutely nothing wrong with that kind of thing.
Homeland Security Would Like To Know If JPMorgan Wants Its Boat Full Of Cocaine Back
US Customs has $1 billion of coke with a lot of names on it.
Steve Cohen Looking To Pack On A Billion This Summer
This is SAC's equivalent of achieving his bathing suit weight.
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Paris May Settle For Being Boston Instead Of New York
If France can't have London's banks, it will settle for her fund managers.
State Street: We Are The Woke Bae Of Global Finance
Is Boston's biggest finance firm trying a little too hard to make a great point?