Goldman Sachs is great at bodyguarding against bullies, just ask their former head of activism defense...who works for Paul Singer as of four weeks ago.
Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.
It really feels like The Big Grundle is giving out anonymous primo quotes to reporters about what he did in Trump's White House.
We are so sorry that we paid this intellectual cripple to get us HBO before "Game of Thrones" ends.
You a thirsty motherfucker, Randall Stephenson.
If JPMorgan is going to put up the cash for this deal, they don't want it torpedoed by YouKnowWho.
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.
This is a thing that actually happened.
"Seriously bro?" asks a weary Verizon.