Bank of America

With apologies to Edmund Lynch.

They may be crushing stocks and starting a recession, but they’re helping BofA out big time.

BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.

If the money’s not coming from I-banking, it doesn’t count.

Sure, she’s escaping from Barclays, but still.

King Solomon prepares for takeover; Elon continues the descent into madness; BlackRock beats expectations; Coin flip cops and more!

Whatever it takes to cut costs.

In other words, don’t count on a robot takeover of BofA any time soon.

BriMo wants to be good, but it's just so damn hard.

For gun store owners, anyway.

Jordan Thomas helped make it so, and now he is richly reaping the rewards.

The answer, it seems, is not to do it as much anymore.

At least they can if they’re willing to drive to Cleveland or Columbus.

Granted that his face muscles can still remember how, Brian Moynihan should crack a smile.

The white shoes are on the case!

But they can walk up to a BofA teller as much as they want, presuming they are willing to drive long enough to find one.

Everyone got involved with the South African mattress company, and everyone is seriously regretting it.

When it comes to parenting clients around cryptos, BriMo is not taking "I'd rather you try it here" approach.