Very on-brand for America’s most hapless Irish dad.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
I mean, sure, a 50% jump in profits seems great, but he wouldn’t want to set expectations too high.
Joseph Otting has made sure of that.
The world’s fattest bank (in more ways than one) is preparing a crash diet.
Unlike his favorite basketball team.
The first rule of bailout money is: Talk a lot about what you’re doing with your bailout money.
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.
BriMo gets which way the wind is blowing.
The former Eeyore of Wall Street is now a compulsive winner making life more interesting for Jamie Dimon.
Jamie's people are relatively happy while Wells Fargo's people...work at Wells Fargo.
Cathy Bessant is at the top of the list, but this IS Wells Fargo.
On the bright side, Chewy.com isn't profitable and is planning on doing a dual share structure to keep it that way.
There’s always something to criticize at Bank of America.
Is there a Congressional hearing tomorrow? Well, what a fun coincidence!
With apologies to Edmund Lynch.