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Bankrupt Crypto Platform Says Its Only Problem Was Hiring A Guy Who Broke Out Of Jail
The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.
Turns Out Hertz’s Future Not As Bright As Day Traders Hoped
Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
At Last Thomas Gottstein Has A Credit Suisse Fire Of His Own Making To Fight
The rock of respectability has rolled back down the Alps.
Fortress’ Milkshake-And-Hamburger Dreams Foiled
Aiming for bankruptcy court, the private equity giant finds itself in Indiana civil court.
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Former Hedge Fund Manager Self-Fulfills Prison Prophecy
Dan Kamensky may go from predicting jailtime to getting it in less than a year.
Not-At-All-Busy Apollo Global Gets To Try To Explain How It Didn’t Screw Phil Falcone Over In 2010
Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.
Ex-Hedge Fund Manager Better Hope The Next Judge He Sees Doesn’t Think He’s A Thief And A Liar
Because that judge will be the one fulfilling his prophecy about going to jail.
PG&E Burns Paul Singer Again, And Good
If only they were as good at delivering power and keeping their utility lines from becoming giant lighters as they are at running legal circles around a hedge fund.
Maybe Bankruptcy’s Not The Best Time To Show Off Your Silk-Encrusted Mansion
Neiman Marcus’ Geoffroy van Raemsdonck is feeling himself a little too hard.
Neiman Marcus Does Not Think Hedge Fund Manager Has Suffered Enough
Jail is not sufficient. $60 million and subordinated claims might be.
Marble Ridge Founder Won’t Have To Fight Criminal Charges, Run Hedge Fund Simultaneously
‘Cause he’s not gonna do the latter anymore.
Maybe Don’t Say ‘Maybe I Should Go To Jail’ On A Phone Call That Could Be Recorded When, You Know, Maybe You Should Go To Jail
I’m no lawyer but that just seems like a bad idea.
Corporate Residents Flood White Plains For Unique Suburban Amenity
How many small cities have their very own federal bankruptcy judges?
The Mackenzie-Childs Saucepan Calls The Silver Renaissance Teapot Black
Did a hedge fund manager learn a little too much from his erstwhile enemies?
If You’re A CFO And Your Company Isn’t Filing For Bankruptcy, You’re Nobody
A near-corporate-death experience is the new must-have résumé line.
Paul Singer Ready To Burn PG&E To The Ground To Get His $250 Million
A promise made over the charred and smoldering remains of California is still a promise.
Lynn Tilton Was Dead Serious About ‘F*ck-You-Pay-Me’
The latest monument to her hubris comes (of course) in lawsuit form.
Hedge Funds Fight To See Which One Gets To Strangle 29 Newspapers To Death
Can Chatham Asset Management and Brigade Capital Management out-Alden Alden Global Capital?
Hertz Would Like To Sell You Half A Billion Worth Of Worthless Stock
Behold, the most amazing regulatory filing in the history of stupid capitalism.
What, No One Wants To Trade A Hertz Pink Sheet?
That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.
Deutsche Bank Did Thing, Will Obviously Get Fined For It
Maybe next time listen to those voices asking, “Is it a good idea to do business with a sex offender?”
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Bill Barr A Real Stickler For The Rules When It Comes To Weed Workers Filing For Bankruptcy
Maybe they should try obstructing justice on the president’s behalf, instead.