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If It Takes Seven Years To Build A Simple Bribery Case, It’s Probably Not Worth It
The only bankers to face a British jury over financial crisis shenanigans walk free.
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Guy Who Thinks Barclays’ I-Bank Is Governance Failure Thinks The Same About Hiring Jeff Epstein’s Buddy As CEO
You might think they’re not related issues, but to Edward Bramson it’s like the big reveal in the DaVinci Code, a book I have not read.
Just How Fulsome Was Jes Staley’s Description Of His Ties To Jeffrey Epstein To British Regulators?
They’d like to know if he improperly kept his underwear on in his disclosures to them.
Bonus Watch ‘20: Barclays I-Bankers
Jes Staley loves you guys, he just doesn’t love paying you guys.
Area Company With $4 Billion In Debt And Annual Losses Of $3 Billion Would Like To Sell You A Credit Card
Nobody handles money like Uber, so Uber needs more money to handle.
Jes Staley High On Investment Banking, Low On General Future Of Britain
This is problematic, given that he runs a British bank.
It May Not Know The Word, But Barclays Knows All Sorts Of Ways To Bribe
Turns out “unofficial internship programs” for Asian magnates’ failchildren are frowned upon.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Barclays Wants To Be More Like Credit Suisse
And unfortunately for Edward Bramson and the 3,000 of you without jobs, it’s not in the “deemphasize the investment bank” kind of way.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Banker Screws Over Jeffrey Epstein’s Bank
Jes Staley, who once bought a hedge fund with Epstein’s help, is taking his piece of Deutsche Bank’s prime brokerage.
American Head Of British Bank Thinks British Hedge Fund Manager Should Go Back To America And Leave Him The Hell Alone
Jes Staley has had quite enough of Edward Bramson.
Barclays May Still Have An Investment Bank, But It No Longer Has A Head Of Investment Banking
Jes Staley is so dedicated to the business that he’s taking it for himself.
Barclays To Do A Lot Of Stuff, Not Sure How Much Of Each Thing To Do
It sure sounded good in a press release, though.
Activist Hedge Fund Would Like To Pull Up A (Boardroom) Chair And Have A Bit Of A Chin-Wag About Barclays’ Investment Bank
Edward Bramson thinks Jes Staley’s victory lap was perhaps a bit premature.
Former Barclays Exec In Hot Water For Being Confused About Words Like "Bribe" And "Butthole"
Richard Boath reportedly calls bribes "bungs," and also doesn't know how bribes work.
Barclays Managed To Lose $400 Million Betting Against Hedge Fund That Lost $850 Million
It shouldn’t be possible, but it is Barclays.
Jes Staley’s ‘I Told You So’ Tour Rolls On
Barclays had another quarter in which its I-bank wasn’t too embarrassing.
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Barclays, British Regulators Ensure Jes Staley Will Launch Whistleblower Witch Hunts Only If He Really, Really Wants To
It’ll have to be worth at least $1.5 million to him.
Barclays I-Bank Shouldn’t Exist, Does, Is Thusly A Problem
What to do with an unloved business that fails all the Goldilocks tests but still contributes most your revenue?
Jes Staley Enjoying Rare Moment Of Non-Outright Hostility
Throwing a few extra pence his shareholders’ has him moving up from John Cryan levels of popularity to the Brian Moynihan-esque.
Barclays Investment Bank Paying Men Twice As Much As Women To Lose It Money
Talk about grasping a cultural moment!
SFO Adds Some Existential Drama To Barclays Qatar Trial
Specifically, whether Barclays will have to find something to do other than being a bank. (Probably not.)