Jeremy Grantham Spends An Entire CNBC Segment Gleefully Pissing On CNBC's Corn Flakes
"Our next guest would like to artfully contradict the entire point of this network..."
Bears
Paul Tudor Jones Is Bullish AND Bearish Because It's 2018 And Markets Are Non-Binary, Man
The guy just loves animals, okay?
Jim Cramer Is Very Mad At The Stock Market For Pretending That It's Not A Bear
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
Investors Take British Pound 'Round Back, Beat It With A Rusty Tea Kettle
Apparently no one is concerned about staying on the corgis' good sides.