Fired DE Shaw MD Prepared To Tell A Judge That His Former Hedge Fund Is A Roiling Den Of Sin
"Yo FINRA! The quants, the MBAs, the painters and the novelists? They alllllllll be fuckin!"
Beefs
Pete Navarro Goes On NPR To Diss Steve Mnuchin Because Pete Navarro Is So Crazy That He Thinks Steve Mnuchin Listens To NPR
Trump's "Economic Dream Team" cannot be stopped!
Charlie Gasparino Not Afraid That Gary Cohn Will Strangle Him With His "Tiny, Dainty" Hands
The Gaspo/Grundle feud is real, and we love it.
Steve Bannon Is Reportedly Looking To Get His Ass Kicked By Paul Singer
This is not a fair fight.
Report: When It Comes To Regulatory Disclosures, Bridgewater Is Radically Opaque
A scintillating new report from "Grant's Interest Rate Observer" has us musing again about what's going on in the Woods of Westport.
The CEO Of ADP Went On Television To Sh!t All Over Bill Ackman
Carlos Rodriguez just delivered a verbal curb-stomping on the Ack-Man.
John McEnroe, Others Eagerly Awaiting Bill Ackman’s Comeuppance
“I think he’s done. I think he’s a dead man walking and he’s completely un-investable.”
Bill Ackman Politely Asks Charlie Munger "What's Your Problem, Bro?"
If you're going to talk sh!t about Valeant, just assume that Bill is listening.
Warren Buffett Really Wishes Dupes Would Stop Paying Fees To Those Dummies On Wall Street
It's just exhausting how much better he is at investing.
Community Banks Tell Jamie Dimon Where To Shove His Olive Branch
"Don't pretend like we're friends...You don't KNOW us."
CEO Tells Bernie Sanders To STFU About GE
Jeff Immelt came to build ovens and kick ass... and he's already built enough ovens
Fred Wilson Does Not Particularly Enjoy Coming In Second
The New Yorkiest of tech VCs knows in his soul that second is the first loser.
Carly Fiorina Hit President Trump Right In His Whartons
Nothing pisses of The Donald more than joshing about his undergrad degree from the famed MBA program.
Elon Musk Finds It Adorable That Those Simpleton Rejects Over At Apple Think They Can Build A Whole Car
Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.
President-Elect Trump Is Pretty Pissed At His Frenemy Michael Bloomberg
Things are pretty tense right now in NYC's Billionaire Sorority, you guys.
Elizabeth Warren Snaps Back At Jamie Dimon As Most Boring Rap Battle of All Time Continues
HORN SOUND, HORN SOUND, Oh no she didn't!!!!