Bernie Sanders
GameStop To Cosplay As Actual Company, Release Irrelevant Earnings
And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.
Local Retiree Billionaire Says He’s Not Rich, Pretends He Was Ever Not Going To Vote For Trump This Year
Don’t make Lloyd Blankfein do it, you guys.
Leon Cooperman Says Coronavirus NBD, Fellow Aged New Yorker The Second Coming Of Stalin
We can survive only one of these things, sayeth the crankiest of cranky old men.
Man Who Made $31.5 Million Last Year Still Not A Fan Of Socialism
Comrade Sanders is threatening to erode society, by which Jamie Dimon presumably means his $1.7 billion (and growing!) fortune.
If The Business Of Baseball Isn’t Baseball, Is Baseball A Business?
The less, the better, MLB seems to think, and even none at all in two years.
Stan Druckenmiller Has A Lot Of Problems With You People
You people being Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and pretty much everyone in Washington.
Larry Summers Begged Hillary To Stop Pretending That She Hates Wall Street
Believe it or not, Big Larry had a hard time keeping his thoughts to himself.
Someone Apparently Gave Bernie Sanders The Wrong Democratic Party Platform
We see what you did there, Bernie.
Hillary Wants Warren On The Ticket As Much As Wall Street Does
You know who else doesn't want to see a Hillary/Warren ticket? Hillary and Warren.
Hillary Clinton Is Looking At The Fed, And She's Seeing A Lot Of White Dudes
Janet Yellen is getting a bit sick of this sh!t.
Carl Icahn And Bernie Sanders Are Feuding Now
It's like Neil Simon on drugs, but real life.
Bernie Sanders Commitment To Create Jobs Is Already Showing Cracks
Is this some kind of 3D chess?
Bill Clinton Is Sick And Tired Of Greedy Hedge Fund Managers Like His Son-In-Law
Clintonian cognitive dissonance is BACK!
Hillary On Potential Deal With Bernie: "You. Get. NOTHING!"
Hillary seems willing to offer Bernie voters a big bowl of Shut The F@ck Up.
Everybody Hates Whatever They Think "Wall Street" Is: WSJ
Wall Street has become the Rorschach test for angry voters, but no one knows what they're looking at.
The Answer To All Of Bernie Sanders' Problems Lies In Rome
The Bern can stop pretending he has an actual plan to break up the banks if he can just get his hands on Matteo Renzi's sword.
CEO Tells Bernie Sanders To STFU About GE
Jeff Immelt came to build ovens and kick ass... and he's already built enough ovens
Bernie Sanders Will Break Up The Banks Using Only The Power Of Belief
Bernie might not have read Dodd-Frank all the way through.
Hillary Clinton Reasonably Certain That Bernie Sanders Is Making No Damn Sense
She's about thisclose to just saying "Cool pants, Bernie."
Even Barney Frank Thinks Bernie's Evil Wall Street Act Needs Work
Barney ain't feeling the Bernie.
Mike Bloomberg Decides There Are Already Too Many NYC Billionaires Running For President
Bill Ackman cannot catch a break...