And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.
Don’t make Lloyd Blankfein do it, you guys.
We can survive only one of these things, sayeth the crankiest of cranky old men.
Comrade Sanders is threatening to erode society, by which Jamie Dimon presumably means his $1.7 billion (and growing!) fortune.
The less, the better, MLB seems to think, and even none at all in two years.
You people being Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and pretty much everyone in Washington.
Believe it or not, Big Larry had a hard time keeping his thoughts to himself.
We see what you did there, Bernie.
You know who else doesn't want to see a Hillary/Warren ticket? Hillary and Warren.
Janet Yellen is getting a bit sick of this sh!t.
Is this some kind of 3D chess?
Clintonian cognitive dissonance is BACK!
Hillary seems willing to offer Bernie voters a big bowl of Shut The F@ck Up.
Wall Street has become the Rorschach test for angry voters, but no one knows what they're looking at.
The Bern can stop pretending he has an actual plan to break up the banks if he can just get his hands on Matteo Renzi's sword.
Bernie might not have read Dodd-Frank all the way through.
She's about thisclose to just saying "Cool pants, Bernie."
Barney ain't feeling the Bernie.
Bill Ackman cannot catch a break...