Bill Ackman
Bill Ackman’s SPARC Not Exactly Lighting A Fire Under SEC
In fact, they think maybe he should just throw the whole idea on the fire.
Bill Ackman, Who Got Annoyed When People Listened To His First COVID Pronouncement, Makes Another
On the bright side, he didn’t say “hell is coming” this time.
Bill Ackman Wants To Be A Good Neighbor To All Of The Peons Upon Whom He Shall Look Down From His Penthouse Temple
Surely the (relatively) poor of the Upper West Side can see that?
You Know, Actually, SPACs Are Stupid And Bill Ackman Doesn’t Want To Run One Anyway
But he’s had a SPARC of inspiration, however many months too late.
Bill Ackman Having None Of This Cockamamie SPAC Lawsuit
Do you see any stocks in Pershing Square Tontine’s portfolio? He didn’t think so.
SPAC Turned SPARC Turned SPAC Again Sued
Bill Ackman thought about doing something, and therefore is illegal.
Bill Ackman Goes Cap-In-Hand To Save Universal Music Deal
Could you spare a few hundred million dimes?
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Company That Was Perfect When Carl Icahn First Invested Now Even More So
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
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Bill Ackman Invests In The American Dream, Which In Turn Pays For His Dreams
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
Is The Ackmanaissance Innoculating Ackmania Sufferers?
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
The Or-Ackman Of 11th Avenue Accepting Charity Lunch Offers
The torch has been passed to a new generation, and at a steep discount.
Dan Loeb Has $400 Million To Console Himself Over Joe Biden’s Victory
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Bill Ackman Is Here To Help Trump See The Light, Save America
And he’s not about to take his first “L” of the Trump administration, unlike the outgoing commander-in-chief.
Stale Hedge Fund Holdings Reports Saved From SEC’s Senseless Scalpel
Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.
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Bill Ackman’s Got Some Angry Sheet Metal Workers To Deal With
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
Look Who’s The 391st Richest Person In America
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
