Bill Ackman
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Company That Was Perfect When Carl Icahn First Invested Now Even More So
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
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Bill Ackman Invests In The American Dream, Which In Turn Pays For His Dreams
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
Is The Ackmanaissance Innoculating Ackmania Sufferers?
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
The Or-Ackman Of 11th Avenue Accepting Charity Lunch Offers
The torch has been passed to a new generation, and at a steep discount.
Dan Loeb Has $400 Million To Console Himself Over Joe Biden’s Victory
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Bill Ackman Is Here To Help Trump See The Light, Save America
And he’s not about to take his first “L” of the Trump administration, unlike the outgoing commander-in-chief.
Stale Hedge Fund Holdings Reports Saved From SEC’s Senseless Scalpel
Getting rid of most 13Fs proves too unpopular even for someone with nothing to lose like Jay Clayton.
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Bill Ackman’s Got Some Angry Sheet Metal Workers To Deal With
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
Look Who’s The 391st Richest Person In America
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
Bill Ackman Super Annoyed That Thing He Said On Television Was Broadcast On Television
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Bill Ackman Would Like To Sell Elon Musk A New Tesla HQ, Possibly A Time Share
Can he interest you in a beautiful spot in the Nevada desert?
SEC, DoJ Say Bill Ackman Was Right About Herbalife All Along
Any chance he’s eligible for whistleblower money on that $123 million settlement?
Charlie Munger, Who Has Said Worse Things About Bill Ackman, Says Bill Ackman Doesn’t Know What The Hell He’s Talking About
And would some of you hard-up corporate executives give the guy a call, for heaven’s sake?
What’s Warren Buffett Up To? Bill Ackman Has An Educated Guess
And an enormous amount of time to talk to reporters.
Hedge Funds Feeling Sad, Could Use Some Bailout Money, Sayeth The Mooch
Not that Stephanie Ruhle was having any of it.
Bill Ackman Killed The Stock Market
Apparently, all it took to send an emotional market over the edge was a teary hedge fund manager.