Bill Gross is short GameStop and can’t get enough of the action.
The former Bond King’s former domain has an alleged discrimination problem, too.
Timing is everything in philanthropy.
She’s got a favorite song and doesn’t know how to work an iPhone.
At least, that’s what Bill Gross’ press release says.
Even Bill seems to admit that he was the last to know.
Bill Gross is going to take a nice, long shower.
The Treasury-shorting sheep are gonna get sheared.
Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
The Gross divorce turned literally gross [we hate ourselves for this.]
The upcoming orgy of mergers is exactly what Billy G needed right now.
If this were the Belmont Stakes, they’d be signaling for the shotgun for the Triple Crown of Newport Beach.
The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.
"Bonds, like men, are in a bear market."
That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.