Jeff Gundlach: Junk Bond ‘Geniuses’ Just Lucky As Hell, Won’t Stay That Way
Also he’s a teensy bit worried about some things this year.
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Mike Novogratz Fondly Remembers Quarters Where His Bitcoin Bank Only Lost $41 Million
You know, like last quarter.
Crypto Market Plunges Into "John McAfee Seasoning His Own Penis For Consumption" Territory
If Ethereum drops under $50, who eats Tom Lee's dick?
Bitcoin Bleeds Value As Investors Notice Nobody Uses It
Trading a wasteland ain't easy.
If Bitcoin Is Real, Why Hasn't A Citadel PM Confronted Ken Griffin And Told Him So?
It's not like Ken Griffin isn't famously approachable.
If Consensus Conference Wanted To Prove How Dope Crypto Is, They Might Have Gone With 2 Chainz Over Snoop For 'Secret' Afterparty
I mean come on, is this cutting edge tech, or isn't it?
Are You An Institutional Investor Who's Worried That Someone Will Chop Off Your Hand And Use It To Access The Bitcoin Keys You're Storing In The Side Of A Mountain? Pete Najarian Can Help!
"...said Clark, who noted the vault’s fingerprint scanners were equipped with a pulse reader to prevent amputated hands from being used."
Crypto Assets Are Up 75% In April, In Case You Were Wondering Whether People Are Still Morons
Watch your "double bottom".
Ripple Tried To Pay For Coinbase, Gemini Listings Which Is 100% Legal, 60% Of The Time
"So what if I told yous that Johnny Roast Beef could get you say, $1 million fazools? Fuggedaboutit."
Nebraska Octogenarian Likens Cryptocurrencies To A Wayward Teen
Warren Buffett thinks cryptos "will come to a bad ending" because of course he does.
Jamie Dimon Moderates Bitcoin Stance From "Fraud" To "Meh"
The future president is thisclose to buying some Ripple, you guys.
SEC Calmly Reminds Investors Not To Come Crying When They Lose Their Shirts Betting On Crypto Nonsense
Jay Clayton must be having a fun first year on the job.
To Avoid Wildly Overvalued Tech Ventures, Peter Thiel Invests In Bitcoin
The latest Founders Fund is off to a rather auspicious start.
The [Dumb] Year In Bitcoin
Was anything more 2017 than people plowing their real money into fake money?
Buttplugs And Goldman Sachs Killed The Bitcoin Rally
But were they working in cahoots.
Goldman Sachs Shows Up A Day Late And Way Short To The Bitcoin Party
'Twas it Lloyd that killed the beast?
Time To Grow Up, Stop Buying Bitcoin, And Let These Ex-Goldmanites Charge You One-And-Ten To Manage A Crypto Index On Your Behalf
It's the only responsible thing to do.