bitcoins

Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.

A devastating revelation, we know.

The Pentagon is ready for the cryptorebellion come 2025.

What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”

Sell everything and HODL.

It’s like “crack is whack,” but about investing.

And since “trading” and “fake trading” are one and the same for bitcoins…

And it didn’t take much to do, either, sayeth the numbers.

You know things are bad when we start punning.

And it was already a pretty crowded list.

And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.

People are still getting excited, of course, but you’d expect that.

For a cryptocurrency pioneer, Fido’s timing could be a bit better.

Also, he’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very disappointed boy.

It’s science.

The Winklevii’s misery has some company.

The Winklevii may yet kill that which they claim to love.

Make sure there’s enough space on your debit card for all that Ether.