And since “trading” and “fake trading” are one and the same for bitcoins…
And it didn’t take much to do, either, sayeth the numbers.
You know things are bad when we start punning.
And it was already a pretty crowded list.
And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.
People are still getting excited, of course, but you’d expect that.
For a cryptocurrency pioneer, Fido’s timing could be a bit better.
Also, he’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very disappointed boy.
The Winklevii’s misery has some company.
The Winklevii may yet kill that which they claim to love.
Make sure there’s enough space on your debit card for all that Ether.
Coinbase is going straight for some reason.
Litigation (probably) pending!
Can’t trade your cryptos fast enough? Just co-locate your servers at the giant bitcoin exchange.
Do your metaphorical manipulation of your metaphorical currencies on another metaphorical exchange.
A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.
And when it does, it does not like what it sees.
It’s the only way since they’ll all be dead when the cryptoverse triumphs under the co-Presidents Winklevoss.
It was not a compliment.
Nothing says the future like a Rochester-based film dinosaur.
And 2018’s only four days old. Strap in.