bitcoins

Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.

And Chipotle trades bumretch for blockchain.

And why not?

So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.

GameStop’s gravity-defying rise, that is.

There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.

…in more ways than one.

What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?

The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!

He’ll never have to make good on it, of course, but it’s a fun rhetorical and imaginary game to play.

For all of you. Literally.

Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.

A devastating revelation, we know.

The Pentagon is ready for the cryptorebellion come 2025.

What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”

Sell everything and HODL.

It’s like “crack is whack,” but about investing.

And since “trading” and “fake trading” are one and the same for bitcoins…