Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
It does some other stuff, too, but they're not relevant to the bottom line.
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
For all of you. Literally.
Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.
A devastating revelation, we know.
The Pentagon is ready for the cryptorebellion come 2025.
What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”
Sell everything and HODL.
And since “trading” and “fake trading” are one and the same for bitcoins…