Warren Buffett, Charlie Munger Don’t Like Bitcoin, Stock Speculators, Other People Buying Apple, Robinhood
Oh, also, Berkshire Hathaway didn’t do terribly well in the first quarter.
Labor Department To Reiterate Its Feelings About Bitcoin In 401(k)s To Fidelity, Presumably Speaking Slowly And Deliberately As If To A Child
You know, just to make sure the brokerage giant really hears it this time.
If You Were In Any Doubt That Giving Kim Jong Un Pointers On Skirting Sanctions With Crypto, Doubt No More
Learn the lesson now that Virgil Griffith is learning the hard way.
Miami Bitcoin Faithful Feeling Better Than Miami Crypto Investors
No news is good news and oh look here’s Mark Zuckerberg again to ruin everything.
Ex-Goldman Sachs Trader’s D.J.’ing Business Financed By (Alleged) Crypto Money Laundering Business
No, we’re not talking about David Solomon.
President Biden Direct Regulators To Really Seriously Think About This Bit-Thingies
Grandpa Joe’s not quite sure what to do with these newfangled doohickies. But hedge funds are.
Jamie Dimon Back To No Longer Publicly Hiding His Disdain For Cryptos
He’s back to calling them worthless and comparing them to cigarettes.
Jay Powell Trying To Save Cryptos, Possibly At Expense Of His Job
And also, you know, his ability to save cryptos going forward.
Even Gary Gensler Thinks He’s Wasting A Lot Of Time On Cryptos
Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.
If You Believe Walmart Is About To Begin Accepting Litecoin, Well, I’ve Got Some, Uh, Litecoin To Sell You
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
Only 2.5% Of Crypto Fund Whose Founders Are Hiding In Fear For Their Lives Is Missing, Nothing To See Here
Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
Largest Crypto Exchange Banned From Britain, Hottest Digital Token Tanks, Bitcoin Soars, Rinse, Repeat
For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
Bitcoin, Emissions Credit Company Tesla Posts Record Quarterly Profit
It does some other stuff, too, but they're not relevant to the bottom line.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.