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Tomorrow Is The Most Important Day Of The Year
For on that day, which shall go down in history, you shall gain the ability to trade bitcoins without trading bitcoins or even having bitcoins traded on your behalf.
Jamie Dimon Back To No Longer Publicly Hiding His Disdain For Cryptos
He’s back to calling them worthless and comparing them to cigarettes.
Jay Powell Trying To Save Cryptos, Possibly At Expense Of His Job
And also, you know, his ability to save cryptos going forward.
SEC Drags GameStop Wash Traders For Dirty Deeds
There was at least one thing you allegedly couldn’t do during the madness.
Even Gary Gensler Thinks He’s Wasting A Lot Of Time On Cryptos
Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.
If You Believe Walmart Is About To Begin Accepting Litecoin, Well, I’ve Got Some, Uh, Litecoin To Sell You
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
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Gary Gensler Stands Astride History Yelling Stop
Actually, he’s not saying anything. Just suing.
AMC CEO Knows How To Keep The Degenerates On Side
If taking bitcoin for movie tickets is what it takes, then so be it.
Only 2.5% Of Crypto Fund Whose Founders Are Hiding In Fear For Their Lives Is Missing, Nothing To See Here
Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
Largest Crypto Exchange Banned From Britain, Hottest Digital Token Tanks, Bitcoin Soars, Rinse, Repeat
For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
America Is Still Not Ready For A Bitcoin ETF
Well, strictly speaking, the SEC’s not ready, but practically speaking they’re the same thing.
Bitcoin, Emissions Credit Company Tesla Posts Record Quarterly Profit
It does some other stuff, too, but they're not relevant to the bottom line.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
Degenerates Distracted By Shiny Objects
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
On Coping (Or Not) With Bitcoins Lost
There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.
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Looks Like We’ve Got Another Crypto Civil War On Our Hands
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
Ray Dalio Figures Out What ‘Sustainable’ Means, How To Make Money From It
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!