bitcoins

And since “trading” and “fake trading” are one and the same for bitcoins…

And it didn’t take much to do, either, sayeth the numbers.

You know things are bad when we start punning.

And it was already a pretty crowded list.

And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.

People are still getting excited, of course, but you’d expect that.

For a cryptocurrency pioneer, Fido’s timing could be a bit better.

Also, he’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very disappointed boy.

It’s science.

The Winklevii’s misery has some company.

The Winklevii may yet kill that which they claim to love.

Make sure there’s enough space on your debit card for all that Ether.

Coinbase is going straight for some reason.

Litigation (probably) pending!

Can’t trade your cryptos fast enough? Just co-locate your servers at the giant bitcoin exchange.

Warren Buffett, Bill Gates & co. don’t understand the cryptocraze, and are pretty sure no one else does, either.

Do your metaphorical manipulation of your metaphorical currencies on another metaphorical exchange.

A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.