Blackberry
Goofballs Still Burning Melvin Capital, Et. Al.
GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.
GameStop To Cosplay As Actual Company, Release Irrelevant Earnings
And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.
This Is A Fun And Maddening Game
The first draft of l’histoire de l’affaire GameStop and it is, uh, muddled.
Goldman Sachs Puts All Company-Issued BlackBerrys In The Storage Room So Lloyd Blankfein Has Something To Play With
DJ D-Sol just went Joan Crawford on outdated tech.
JPMorgan Pays $35 Million To Make Good Technology Go Away
The real punishment, however, is having to be friends with BlackBerry now.
If JPMorgan Screwed An Investment Bank Client To Buddy Up With BlackBerry, That's Punishment Enough
Also, a semi-regular reminder that BlackBerry still exists.
BlackBerry Spends $425 Million To Acquire Rival/Prove It Is Still Alive
An acquisition and a proof of life all rolled into one!
The SEC Gives Staffers Another Way to Access Online Porn
Finally! After six grueling months of negotiations with the union representing Securities and Exchange Commission’s employees, the agency plans to issue 294 BlackBerry’s to certain staffers by the end of July. We're not sure whether the new devices will be the old-school Berry’s with the side-scroll wheel or the newfangled 3G models with web browsing, but you can be sure SEC favorites like www.ladyboyx.com will be blocked.