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Blind Item: Which Power Hedge Fund Wife Is In The Market For A Wife Of Her Own?
This one is something of an open high society secret, so you should be embarrassed not to know.
Okay, Which One Of You Hedge Fund Monsters Is Taking Pictures Of A-Rod On the Toilet?
We know that asset management has been boring lately, but this is a very strange way to pass the time.
Blind Item: Who Was "The Pelican"?
We like this story because it's filthy, nostalgic and wildly unsubtle.
Blind Item: Which Billionaire Hedge Fund Manager Is A Horned-Up Bisexual Pedophile Cheapskate Who Also Does Card Tricks?
Well, this should be a fun -and soul-polluting- game for a Friday.