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The Saddest, Worst Thing You’ll Ever Read Is This Martin Shkreli Love Story
Throwing it all away for the world’s worst person ends exactly as you’d expect: Heartbroken in a basement apartment.
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The Barbarians At Bloomberg's Gate Have Captured Norm Pearlstine
The slowest-moving revolution in media history just picked up some Norm-entum.
Michael Bloomberg Thisclose To Having To Come Down There And Run For President
Beware the ire of El Bloombito!