Blue Apron Shares Popping On Fake Meat Deal Announcement And This Just Wrote Itself
Nothing says sustainable value trade on long-term audience retention like "New partnership with Beyond Meat."
Blue Apron Decides To Pull The Emergency Break In A Few Weeks As It Plummets Ever Faster Towards Death
If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?
A Desperate Blue Apron Is Trying To Execute An "Etsy 180°"
Not only is Blue Apron replacing the CEO with an Etsy exec, it's even firing a guy named Dickerson.
As Some Idiot Predicted Months Ago, Blue Apron Is Officially A Penny Stock
If even we could see this coming, how was it allowed to happen?
Blue Apron Shuffling CEOs Like Deck Chairs On The Blue Apron Stock Price
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
MongoDB's First Day Of Trading Is Going Great, And That Is Bad
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
MongoDB Looking To Create Unholy Trinity Of Terrible NYC Tech IPOs
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
Juicero Is Dead Because It Failed To Squeeze Out A Modern IPO
This is a senseless tragedy.
If You Bought Blue Apron IPO Shares And Can't Find Your Own Ass Without Someone Filing An 8-K About It, Join This Class Action Lawsuit!
Stocks are supposed to go up, not down.
JANA Partners, Looking To Dabble In Necromancy, Takes 2% Stake In Blue Apron
Blue Apron might not be quite dead yet.
Goldman Sachs Using Its Free Blue Apron Subscription To Order Crow
Even Goldman has to admit that this is a fucking disaster.
Blue Apron's First Public Quarter Offers Concrete Proof That Blue Apron Should Never Have Gone Public
This isn't a bad company, but taking it public was borderline fraudulent.
Blue Apron Shocks Market By Going Almost A Whole Month Before Executive Shakeup
For a stock that traded like a lead Zeppelin, this showed restraint.
Jeff Bezos Is Sadistically Curious If He Can Personally Make Blue Apron Stock Worth Negative Dollars
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!
Hoping That No One Paid Attention To Anything Last Week, Blue Apron Starts Its IPO Roadshow
The S1 is an acrostic that spells out "WHO AMAZON?"