Nothing says sustainable value trade on long-term audience retention like "New partnership with Beyond Meat."
If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?
Not only is Blue Apron replacing the CEO with an Etsy exec, it's even firing a guy named Dickerson.
If even we could see this coming, how was it allowed to happen?
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
Stocks are supposed to go up, not down.
Blue Apron might not be quite dead yet.
Even Goldman has to admit that this is a fucking disaster.
This isn't a bad company, but taking it public was borderline fraudulent.
For a stock that traded like a lead Zeppelin, this showed restraint.
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!
APRN didn't exactly usher in the end of days, but it was still a rough ride.
The S1 is an acrostic that spells out "WHO AMAZON?"
The cash-hemorrhaging DIY dinner startup is hoping that people will hold its stock longer than they use its product.