BlueCrest Capital
Last Year’s Markets Were So Can’t Miss Even David Einhorn Made Money
You’d still have been better off in an index fund, but it remains a fact.
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If Your Hedge Fund’s Strategy Is ‘Robot That Makes The Same Trades As Our Self-Enriching One But A Day Later,’ You Had Better Tell Investors That
Or just choose not to have investor, but do that before you’ve done something the SEC can fine you for.
‘Highest-Earning Person In The World Of Finance’ Also A Comedian, Situational Depressive, Not The Highest-Earning Person In The World Of Finance
Ladies and gentlemen, the back-seat of cab comedic stylings of Michael Platt!
More Senior Traders Are Taking Their Butter And Going Home* From Goldman Sachs
*"Home" in this case being BlueCrest Capital Management.
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Jim Simons’ Second-Rate Ideas Will Have To Do
They’re better than anyone else’s best ideas, so, you know.
Meredith Whitney, Investor Who Sued Her To Get Money Back Her Are Friends Again
Whitney and Michael Platt have buried the hatchet, despite the "crude" way he "shocked" her with a redemption request.
Firing Watch '15: People Found Guilty Of Speaking To/IMing With/Thinking About An Employee Of Point72 Asset Management
It's unclear if this new rule will remain a policy exclusive to BlueCrest Capital Management or if it will go industry-wide.