JPMorgan Shareholders Attempting To Starve Jamie Dimon Into The White House
If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.
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Tom Hill Is Suddenly The Ryan Seacrest Of The Quant Scene
The slickest senior in finance is adding another gig to his full schedule of cooling up the nerds.
SEC Legally Daring Tesla Board To Produce Some Balls
Elon Musk no longer controls the adults in the room, wink wink.
JPMorgan Shareholders To Partake In Annual Rite Of Pretending Like They Control Jamie Dimon
You people are adorable.
Peter Thiel Will Stay On Facebook Board Because Mark Zuckerberg Is The Honey Badger Of Tech
The Zucker Badger don't give a F...acebook.
Barney Frank Joins Board of Bank, Weather Calls For Swarms of Locusts
The revolving door ain't never seen a passenger like this.
Here's A Super Depressing Life Update On Retired General Wesley Clark
The man was once drafted into a presidential campaign, now he's selling cheese sandwiches and penny stocks.