You’ll Never Guess Which Big Global Bank Is Already Under Investigation For Breaking Russia Sanctions
Yup, it’s the one that really got “into the Russian psyche.”
Russian Army Hasn’t Succeeded In Conquering Ukraine, But It Has Put The IPO Market On Ice
That’s what this was all about, right?
As Stocks, SPACs Make No Sense. As Bonds, However…
Boaz Weinstein is here to blow your f***ing minds on matters blank check.
WeWork Will Raise Billions In Debt To Prove To Everyone That It's Good With Money
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
Risky Mortgage Bond Products Are Back, And Just In Time For One Last Good Bonus Season
Welcome back, HELOCs, you've got some work to do.
White House Now Offering Sweet 2-For-1 Deal On Intractable Trade Wars Just In Time For Summer
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
Markets Somehow Unimpressed By Revelation That American President Probably Isn’t Russian Puppet
The new normal is weird as f*ck.
In Shocking Revelation, Bill Gross Discloses That He Only Recently Realized He Has Aspberger's
Even Bill seems to admit that he was the last to know.
Jeff Gundlach Mournfully Concludes That We Mortals Cannot Handle His Truth
J-Gundz didn't quit Twitter so much as he quit on "us."
Just Remember That Whatever Happens Tonight, The Bond Market Is F@cked
Happy Election Day, monsters.
Steve Mnuchin Pretends To Understand The Yield Curve On Live Television
No worries, the guy who couldn't hack it as a legacy hire at Goldman Sachs is sure the thing he doesn't really understand is not a problem.
Bill Gross' Current Boss Can't Believe Anyone Is Paying Bill Gross For Investment Advice These Days
Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.
Mo El-Erian Puts Himself On The 10-Day DL With A Sprained Elbow From Pointing And Laughing So Hard At Bill Gross
The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.
Divorcing Bill Gross Will Turn You Into A World-Class Art Forger And Master Thief
That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.
Jeff Gundlach Cracks Market Cipher, Discovers Equation For 'Risk'
You mortals wouldn't understand.
The Debt Ceiling Is The Least Of Worries For T-Bills
Sometimes it feels as if no one in DC knows what they are doing.
Maybe Stock Markets Aren’t Immune To Bad Economic Policy After All
But it was fun while it lasted.
Steve Mnuchin 'Not Particularly Concerned' About U.S. Treasury Market Despite Knowing The Guy Who Is Treasury Secretary
He's admittedly distracted, what with Louise in a small town with all those wealthier men.