This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
Welcome back, HELOCs, you've got some work to do.
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
The new normal is weird as f*ck.
Even Bill seems to admit that he was the last to know.
J-Gundz didn't quit Twitter so much as he quit on "us."
Happy Election Day, monsters.
No worries, the guy who couldn't hack it as a legacy hire at Goldman Sachs is sure the thing he doesn't really understand is not a problem.
Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.
The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.
That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.
You mortals wouldn't understand.
Sometimes it feels as if no one in DC knows what they are doing.
But it was fun while it lasted.
He's admittedly distracted, what with Louise in a small town with all those wealthier men.
Whatever, you know you want to click.
The Once and Former Bond King has truly found his cringeworthy place in the #MeToo moment.
You can't blame 'em for trying, right?
A new Puerto Rican bond issue predicated on Messianic faith in Elon seems like a can't miss!