Bonus Watch '19: Hey, Still-Employed Equities Trader, Keeping Your Job Is Your Bonus
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
Bonus Watch '19: UBS Allegedly Hopes Pregnant Employees Enjoy Babies More Than Money
The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.
Bonus Watch '19: Equity Traders At Deutsche Bank Seeing A Lot Of Zeroes...With No Numbers In Front Of Them
One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."
Bonus Watch '19: Is Apollo Global Management A Stingy Stepmother?
Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.
Bonus Watch '18: RBC I-Bankers Are Letting The Surpassing Of Low Expectations Feel Like A Win
We call this a "Canadian Brag."
Bonus Watch '17: Deutsche Bank TOTALLY Dealt Away 2016 Bonuses In DoJ Deal
Bad news for Deutsche bankers...but we look great here!