Bonus

The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.

One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."

Wells Fargo bonus season is going as well as you'd expect.

Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.

We call this a "Canadian Brag."

Bad news for Deutsche bankers...but we look great here!