Bonus Watch ’22: You Didn’t Spend All Of Your 2021 Windfall Already, Did You?
Because this years’ is gonna be a lot more modest, and feel even more so.
Bonus Watch ’23: Brian Moynihan’s Good Little Boys And Girls
Stay with daddy, get some shares.
Unfortunately-Timed Bonus Watch ’21: Rokos Capital Management
Who doesn’t want to get paid $1.2 billion en route to losing $4 billion?
Bonus Watch ’21: Mike Mayo Is Not Amused By Jane Fraser’s Generosity
Simply showing up shouldn’t be sufficient for a $5 million payday.
Junior JPMorgan Chasers Urged To Grind Themselves To Dust To Pay For Jamie Dimon’s Latest Bonus And Also Find Themselves
Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.
Compensation Watch ’20-‘21: Peripatetic Private Equity People
You needn’t so much as leave your heart in San Francisco to keep getting paid.
HSBC Encouraging Those I-Bankers Who Can To Leave And The Rest To Just Slack Off
Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.
Bonus Watch ’20: Credit Suisse Shows Bankers Some Love
They’re feeling very SPACial.
Bonus Watch ’20: Hedge Funders > I-Bankers > Commercial Bankers
For all of them, however things will be < 2019.
Bonus Watch '20 (And Beyond?): Local Man Facing Asset Freeze, Lawsuits Over Debts Doing So Well He Needs No Bonus
Phil Falcone is really just disappointed in himself and not at all making a desperate gambit to keep his job.
Bonus Watch ’20: Your Year-End Windfall Is Looking Sickly
Coronavirus has a 10-month incubation period in bonus checks.
Bonus Watch '19: Hey, Still-Employed Equities Trader, Keeping Your Job Is Your Bonus
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
Bonus Watch '19: UBS Allegedly Hopes Pregnant Employees Enjoy Babies More Than Money
The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.
Bonus Watch '19: Equity Traders At Deutsche Bank Seeing A Lot Of Zeroes...With No Numbers In Front Of Them
One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."