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We're no math geniuses, but can Deutsche Bank cut bonuses back from nothing?

We call this a "Canadian Brag."

The pounds are very much not taking care of themselves.

If you can't replace him, you better pay him.

Granted that his face muscles can still remember how, Brian Moynihan should crack a smile.

How's a $0 bonus sound? Does zero money work for you this year?

Is this the last year that i-bankers will ask their fundie friends for a holiday season bridge loan?

Instead of Christmas carols in the lobby, Barclays will be pumping "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" on repeat this holiday season.

In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.

You're gonna wanna cash those bonus checks ASAP.

WE GOT ONE!

Morgan Stanley doesn't get France and the strongest case yet for just letting Brexit happen.

They're baaaaack.

It's the thought that counts.

Deutsche Bank's mismanagement of this year's bonus season is like a new form of performance art.

Bonus checks at The Stagecoach are just notes that read "Ya Stumpf'd!"

DB traders in London are responding to the sturm und drang of recent days by just rolling in they want.

Congrats to Jim Gorman on a strong quarter...wait, really?