Bonus Watch ’20: Your Year-End Windfall Is Looking Sickly
Coronavirus has a 10-month incubation period in bonus checks.
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Bonus Watch ‘20: Barclays I-Bankers
Jes Staley loves you guys, he just doesn’t love paying you guys.
Bonus Watch ’19: Credit Suisse
Actually, there’s nothing to see, or at least nothing you’d want to see.
Bonus Watch '19: Hey, Still-Employed Equities Trader, Keeping Your Job Is Your Bonus
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
Bonus Watch '19: UBS Allegedly Hopes Pregnant Employees Enjoy Babies More Than Money
The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.
Bonus Watch '19: Equity Traders At Deutsche Bank Seeing A Lot Of Zeroes...With No Numbers In Front Of Them
One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."
Bonus Watch '19: Carnage At The Stagecoach
Wells Fargo bonus season is going as well as you'd expect.
Bonus Watch '19: Is Apollo Global Management A Stingy Stepmother?
Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.
Bonus Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Unsubtly Telling Deutsche Bankers That Their Enmity Is Mutual
We're no math geniuses, but can Deutsche Bank cut bonuses back from nothing?
Bonus Watch '18: RBC I-Bankers Are Letting The Surpassing Of Low Expectations Feel Like A Win
We call this a "Canadian Brag."
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For British Bankers, Brexit Might As Well Already Be Here
The pounds are very much not taking care of themselves.
Bonus Watch '18: Lloyd Blankfein Takes A Little Something For Himself Because He Knows He's Worth It
If you can't replace him, you better pay him.
Bonus Watch '18: Everything's Coming Up BriMo!!!
Granted that his face muscles can still remember how, Brian Moynihan should crack a smile.
Bonus Watch '18: You Are All Deutsche Bankers Now
How's a $0 bonus sound? Does zero money work for you this year?
Bonus Watch '17: Famously Dying Hedge Fund Industry Going Out With A Bang
Is this the last year that i-bankers will ask their fundie friends for a holiday season bridge loan?
Bonus Watch '17: Barclays I-Banking Thunderdome Edition
Instead of Christmas carols in the lobby, Barclays will be pumping "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" on repeat this holiday season.
Bonus Watch '17: Credit Suisse Is Giving Off A "Bah Humbug" Vibe This Holiday Season
In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.
Bonus Watch '17: The Trump Bump Will Be Made Manifest In Wall Street Bonus Checks
You're gonna wanna cash those bonus checks ASAP.
Bonus Watch '17: Damn Europe, You Crazy Edition
Morgan Stanley doesn't get France and the strongest case yet for just letting Brexit happen.
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Bonus Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Bonus Pool More Like A Sad, Shallow Shower Puddle Of Bonuses
Deutsche Bank's mismanagement of this year's bonus season is like a new form of performance art.
Bonus Watch '17: Wells Fargo Top Brass Reaps The Whirlwind
Bonus checks at The Stagecoach are just notes that read "Ya Stumpf'd!"