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Stay with daddy, get some shares.

Who doesn’t want to get paid $1.2 billion en route to losing $4 billion?

Simply showing up shouldn’t be sufficient for a $5 million payday.

Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.

Name your price, Mark Spehn, and then give Ken Griffin a call.

You needn’t so much as leave your heart in San Francisco to keep getting paid.

Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.

They’re feeling very SPACial.

SoftBank and Tesla, the two companies that make the least sense, give their bosses rich pats on the back for jobs apparently well-done by some inscrutable measure.

For all of them, however things will be < 2019.

Phil Falcone is really just disappointed in himself and not at all making a desperate gambit to keep his job.

Coronavirus has a 10-month incubation period in bonus checks.

Jes Staley loves you guys, he just doesn’t love paying you guys.

Actually, there’s nothing to see, or at least nothing you’d want to see.

You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?

The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.

One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."

Wells Fargo bonus season is going as well as you'd expect.