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Granted that his face muscles can still remember how, Brian Moynihan should crack a smile.

Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.

John Cryan explains why Deutsche Bank missed huge again, and ponders the existence of joy.

How's a $0 bonus sound? Does zero money work for you this year?

Is this the last year that i-bankers will ask their fundie friends for a holiday season bridge loan?

The world didn’t even come close to ending so you can forget about those extra few feet on the new boat.

Instead of Christmas carols in the lobby, Barclays will be pumping "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" on repeat this holiday season.

In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.

You're gonna wanna cash those bonus checks ASAP.

Pro: No one willingly lives in Frankfurt so you can demand a raise. Con: No one willingly lives in Frankfurt.

Morgan Stanley doesn't get France and the strongest case yet for just letting Brexit happen.

If bank CEOs can't take a bonus despite persistent losses, what the fuck are we even doing here?

It's starting to dawn on Deutsche Bank that senior executives are pretty keen on - like - getting bonuses or whatever.

And then some.

Wall Street profits rose by 21%. Your bonus? Not so much.

Allowing Marissa to "claw back" her own bonus is the kind of PR clusterfuck that makes Wells Fargo giggle.

Sure, the top eight executives will together forfeit $32 million, but don't go assuming they did anything wrong.

Deutsche Bank's mismanagement of this year's bonus season is like a new form of performance art.