If Theresa May Cannot Get A Deal On Brexit, Jamie Dimon Will Be Forced To Spend Some Time In Paris This Spring
It's good to be the Khaleesi.
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Steve Eisman Hopes The Last Three Years Of Brexit Talk Hasn’t Been Enough For You
‘Cuz there’s gonna be more!
Crispin Odey Is Feeling Giddy About Economic Apocalypse Again
The Brexitastrophe is back on in a big way!
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Theresa May Can’t Always Get What She Wants, But If She Tries Sometime (A Second Time, Specifically), Maybe She Will?
I mean, she won’t, but let’s just play this increasingly stupid game a little longer. It’s not like there’s a deadline or something.
EU Tells Theresa May That She Has Fully Played Herself On Brexit
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
Here’s Something Theresa May Probably Didn’t Think About Before Cancelling Today’s Brexit Vote
Will no one think of the clearinghouses?
It’s A Miracle: There’s A Brexit Deal
Unfortunately, it will require several other miracles to actually happen.
RBS Sets Aside Nine Figures For Looming Unfortunate Event
And this time, it’s not even one of its own making.
Remember All That Talk About Brexit Progress? Yea, It Was All Poppycock
Full-speed ahead over the White Cliffs of Dover!
Brexit Still Impossible To Achieve, Both Sides Still Pretending It Isn’t
The brave faces can surely hold up another six months before running for cover from the catastrophe.
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Ghoulish Mark Carney Can’t Stop Looking At Bloody Million-Car Pileup Known As Brexit
Dek: The Bank of Englander governor loves the rush.
British Pretending To Be Prepared For No-Deal Brexit To Fool EU Into Thinking They Have Leverage
Can’t come up with one plan? Well, better come up with two.
Deutsche Bank Finds New Way To Imprison Employees In Frankfurt
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
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President Trump Has Solved Brexit For His Good Friend Theresa May
In the most Trumpian way possible.
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Even Theresa May’s Soft Brexit Is Gonna Be Pretty Hard On The City
And just wait until Michel Barnier gets his hands on the thing.
Brexiteers Have Figured Out What Brexit Means, And It’s Not What The Prime Minister Says It Means
So in the great tradition of Brexit, they’re taking their balls and going home.
Opening Bell 7.9.18
Theresa May doubles down; NATO woes; Breastfeeding legislation and more!
Was Brexit The Greatest Grift Of All Time?
Probably not, but it also can’t be entirely ruled out.
Brexit Will Never End
The latest fantasy to be dashed is the one in which there’s actually a day on which the U.K. and EU’s divorce is finalized.