If Theresa May Cannot Get A Deal On Brexit, Jamie Dimon Will Be Forced To Spend Some Time In Paris This Spring
It's good to be the Khaleesi.
‘Cuz there’s gonna be more!
The Brexitastrophe is back on in a big way!
I mean, she won’t, but let’s just play this increasingly stupid game a little longer. It’s not like there’s a deadline or something.
Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.
Will no one think of the clearinghouses?
And this time, it’s not even one of its own making.
Full-speed ahead over the White Cliffs of Dover!
The brave faces can surely hold up another six months before running for cover from the catastrophe.
Dek: The Bank of Englander governor loves the rush.
Can’t come up with one plan? Well, better come up with two.
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
In the most Trumpian way possible.
And just wait until Michel Barnier gets his hands on the thing.
So in the great tradition of Brexit, they’re taking their balls and going home.