Most Continental Stock Trading Escapes U.K. Ahead Of Latest Lockdown
A close run thing it was!
How The EU Learned To Stopped Worrying And Love Hedge Funds
The less British they are, the better!
British Chancellor Closes Eyes, Wishes Real Hard That London Will Remain Relevant
Barring that, it welcomes your green finance dreams.
EU Planning Cruel Irony For Brexit-Loving Hedge Fund Managers
Congrats, you left the European Union. Now you’ve got to come back if you want to keep your job.
EU Not Just Going To Take U.K.’s, Hedge Funds’ Word On Things
Also, they’d like those hedge funds to become mutual funds, if they’re being honest.
Boris Johnson Will Totally Kick Deutsche Bank Out Of England If EU Doesn’t Do What He Wants
He’s serious, you guys! Why are you laughing?
Brexit Comes Too Late To Save Ex-Hedge Fund Manager’s Mansion
Sanjay Shah will be staying at a hotel next time he’s in London, assuming there is a next time.
Boris Johnson Wastes No Time Proving, Yup, He’s Still Boris Johnson
Thanks for the campaign money, City, and sorry (but not really).
Jes Staley High On Investment Banking, Low On General Future Of Britain
This is problematic, given that he runs a British bank.
If Crispin Odey Is Betting On A Hard Brexit, It Isn’t Working Yet
There’s still time, of course, but also a lot of ground to make up.
Jacob Rees-Mogg Reminds Britons That Crispin Odey Has Not Made Enough Money Engineering/Betting On Brexit
The least likable man in England would like everyone to know that his pal Crispin Odey is no George Soros.
Crispin Odey Backing Hard Brexit, Shorting Pound, Sees No Connection Between The Two
The Lord of Cluckingham Manor is offended you’d think him so base.
Fires Of Brexit Consume Another $1.7B, This Time Banco Santander’s
Everyone’s really enjoying the show, though.
Hedge Funds Continue To Enjoy The Brexit World They Helped Create
Boris Johnson is worth his substantial weight in gold to these people.
Tacitly Admitting That She Will Not Be Able To Overcome Her Own Decision-Making, Theresa May Resigns As Prime Minister
Brexit claims its second British leader.
Brexit Opponents Are Now Using Guerilla Milkshake Warfare To Save Britain
Nigel Farage is being stalked by milkshake terrorists.
Bank Of England Would Really Appreciate It If Britain’s Leaders Could Get On With Kneecapping Its Economy
Because taking forever to kneecap is even worse.