Ray Dalio Is Losing Money Because Everyone Else Is Too Stupid To Realize That We're In A Recession, Says Ray Dalio
The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.
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Ray Dalio Making It Clear That Cupid Should Steer Clear Of The Woods Of Westport
Another tragic ending to a Bridgewater office romance.
Ray Dalio Contemplates World War 3
The Wizard of the Westport Woods sees pain on the horizon.
Sexual Misconduct Allegations At Bridgewater Continue To Be Handled In Totally Normal, Not-At-All Creepy Cultish Manner
Why are we not surprised that Greg Jensen is involved?
Svengali Philosopher King Ray Dalio Is About To Make The NBA Interesting This Season
Steph Curry is reading "Principles," so the Warriors will be an emotional shitshow by the All -Star break.
Ray Dalio Will Give Every Company The Opportunity To Behave Like Bridgewater, Because How Could That Ever Backfire?
The algorithms of Principles could soon be yours...please be careful.
Ray Dalio On Markets: Dance Like Everyone's Watching
The Westport Woodsman sees danger ahead... and pictures a very boring dance party
Rational Analysis of Donald Trump Is Ray Dalio's Psychological Waterloo
The King of Radical Transparency attempting to to understand The Clown Prince of Constant Bullshit is truly something to behold.
Even Ray Dalio Thinks The Comey Firing Could Have Been Handled With A Little More Tact
The Trump White House is officially worse at firing people than Bridgewater, so farewell America.
You Brought This Dystopian Panopticon On Yourselves, Goldmanites
Goldman employees continue to be victims of their own ambition.
Apparently It Takes Several Hundred Doses Of Ecstasy To Get Through A Day At Bridgewater
Not to be taken with transcendental meditation.
Quantitative Was Fun While It Lasted
Has anyone out there thought about having humans pick stocks?
Bored Jamie Dimon Experimenting With Some Dalio-esque Management Techniques
He really should have taken that Treasury gig.
All Ray Dalio Wants Is For The Whole World To Get Naked And Stare At Each Other
Why does everyone think that's so weird?
Ray Dalio To Start Pretending Like He's Not Running Bridgewater In Mid-April
Virtual Ray Dalio apparently ready to achieve The Singularity on April 16th.
Bridgewater’s “Book of the Future”
Mike McDonald likes the cut of Virtual Ray Dalio's jib.
Dalio's Advice For Thriving In Trump's America: Read Ayn Rand, Be Rich
Winners: “Strong, can-do, profit makers.” Losers: “Weak, unproductive, socialist people.”
Bridgewater Keeps Terms Of NLRB Settlement Sealed Because Ray Dalio Apparently Doesn't Understand Irony
You really tee'd this one up for us, Ray.
How Wall Street Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Donald
The Donald now being regarded as an authoritative source of policy direction.
Bridgewater Isn't Laying Off Employees, It's "Renovating" The Company
In other words: it's laying off employees.
Tormented Bridgewater Employee Flees Westport For The Notoriously Gentle Embrace of Henry Kravis
Christopher Tarui is free at last,
Layoffs Watch '16: Bridgewater Associates
We're told the hedge fund giant may be getting smaller.