Bridgewater Associates
You Can’t Expect Dan Loeb To Overlook Both The Reporter’s Severed Limbs In A Suitcase AND No Wine
Davos in the Desert attendees can only be expected to suffer so much.
Bridgewater Slimy-Weasel-in-Chief Escaping Back To Dry Land
And if you’d like to take over his old den on the Sound for $35 million, he’d be much obliged.
Who’s Up For Some Grilled Wildebeest With Ray Dalio?
Get your checkbooks out for lunch with the retired hedge fund manager/philosopher-king.
Turns Out Bridgewater Might Need Ray Dalio After All
His “continuously improving perpetual motion machine” broke down as soon as he stepped away from the controls.
Goldman: Fed Has Done An ‘Impressive’ Job, Is About To Blow It Anyway
Not that a little recession is worth much worry when World War III is around the corner.
Ray Dalio Departs Enchanted Forest For Cave Of Contemplation For The Final Time
As co-chief investment officer of Bridgewater, anyway.
Ray Dalio Manages Best Return In Years, New Scheme To Pretend He’s Not In Charge Again All In Same Month
For his part, David Shaw just kicked back and enjoyed the fruits of a successful transition in style.
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Ray Dalio Makes Himself Vice President Of The Bridgewater Senate
Ties are broken by the most Principled among them.
The Greatest Of All Time Weren’t So Hot In 2020
Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.
Ray Dalio Figures Out What ‘Sustainable’ Means, How To Make Money From It
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
Only Half Of The Most Recent Top-Ranking Women At Bridgewater Still Have An Issue With Their Pay
Eileen Murray gets (at least some share) of what was coming to her.
Bridgewater Employees At Last Actually Working In Magical Forest
Bring on the wildebeests.
There’s A Lot To Love At Bridgewater Right Now
Assuming, that is, that you, like they, love mistakes.
Bridgewater May Be Paying Head Janitor More Than It Pays Head Of Investment Research
Assuming, that is, that the janitor is a man.
Bridgewater Questioning Whether Ex-Co-CEO Ever Actually Read ‘Principles,’ Let Alone Her Employment Agreement
It’s going to have to check and recheck its machine to see how someone so unPrincipled suck through.
Champion Of Bridgewater’s ‘Family Atmosphere’ Just Realized It’s As Dysfunctional And Hypocritical As A Real Family
Eileen Murray’s not tolerating any dishonesty here.
Famed Liar, Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Proponent Of Radical Transparency Head To Court
When others violate Principles, it should cost them $100 million, according to Bridgewater.
Bridgewater Didn’t Try Very Hard To Prove Ex-Employees Stole Its Secrets
The lazy arrogance of the hedge fund’s effort to destroy them is pretty stark.
The Radical Truth Is Bridgewater’s Not Responsible For Its 20.6% Loss
Some people have understood and connected the dots and lay the blame at the Fed’s door.
Ex-Bridgewater CEO Disputes Objective Bridgewater Criteria That Pay Women Less
Eileen Murray intends to get paid.
Arbitrators Rule Bridgewater Had Something To Fear From The Truth, And So Made Stuff Up
A whole book full of Principles were violated in the case of Bridgewater v. Tekmerion.
Have FINRA’s People, Members Earned A Right To Have An Opinion?
The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.