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Ray Dalio’s Magical Mystery Tour Inspired By Original Magical Mystery Tour
Bridgewater is more successful than Jesus and Dalio has George Harrison to thank for it.
Prepare For World War III
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
The Radical Truth Is That Bridgewater Sucked Big Time In The First Half
There has been no Pure Alpha in 2019.
Connecticut Politicians May Want To Ask Themselves: Have They Earned A Right To An Opinion?
Ray Dalio’s $100 million for the state’s schools lies in the balance.
OK, So Maybe Ray Dalio Was A Touch Optimistic About The Trade War
His earlier opinions are not as valid as his current.
Ray Dalio Offering One-Day MBA In Principles
Radical truth + radical transparency = idea meritocracy. Be sure to show your work.
Sadomasochistic Megabank Courting Area Hedge Fund Manager To Be Its Next Dominatrix/CEO
If Wells Fargo wants Bridgewater's Eileen Murray to be its next CEO, then Wells Fargo might actually be ready to change.
Ray Dalio’s Parties Sound Fun
To figure out how to pass the torch at Bridgewater, the Wizard of Westport subjected his billionaire friends to a personality test.
Best Hedge Fund Managers Of All Time Made All The Money Last Year, Are Still Best Hedge Fund Managers Of All Time
If you can’t invest with them, you might as well set your money on fire and join the circus.
Twilight Of Western Civilization, Being Wrong About Stuff Working Out Pretty Well For Ray Dalio
It will be a rather gilded apocalypse for the Svengali of Westport.
Radical Transparency Compels Ray Dalio To Tell You He F’n Killed It Last Year
The hyenas had a hell of 2018.
Radical Transparency Requires Ray Dalio To Say, For The First And Perhaps Only Time: ‘President Trump Is Right’
But at least he can have a good laugh about it and the impending collapse of society.
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Borderline Slimy Weasel Newly-Minted Bridgewater Billionaire
Greg Jensen’s hissy fit cost him his co-CEO title, but not much else.
Ray Dalio Has A Convoluted New Plan To Pretend He’s Not Running Bridgewater Anymore
Something about a partnership and phantom equity holders and a “continuously improving perpetual motion machine.”
Behold, The Ultimate Wall Street Summer Dance Video
We mashed up Ray Dalio's "Principles" cartoon with DJ D-Sol's new EDM single because...we're dead inside.
Morgan Stanley Recalls Quant From Bridgewater Internship/Spy Mission
Court Crane brings the Tao of Ray to the House of Gorman.
Ray Dalio No Fan Of Trump Tariffs, Big Fan Of Profiting From Them
Those steel duties may be a whole lot of nothing, but the unPrincipled masses don’t seem to realize that.
Ray Dalio Doesn’t Have To Be Right For Bridgewater To Make Money
The Hyenas of Westport had a quarter.
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‘Radical Transparency’ Lost In Chinese Translation
The greatest aphorist of our time is tongue-tied in Beijing.