There’s A Lot To Love At Bridgewater Right Now
Assuming, that is, that you, like they, love mistakes.
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Bridgewater May Be Paying Head Janitor More Than It Pays Head Of Investment Research
Assuming, that is, that the janitor is a man.
Bridgewater Questioning Whether Ex-Co-CEO Ever Actually Read ‘Principles,’ Let Alone Her Employment Agreement
It’s going to have to check and recheck its machine to see how someone so unPrincipled suck through.
Champion Of Bridgewater’s ‘Family Atmosphere’ Just Realized It’s As Dysfunctional And Hypocritical As A Real Family
Eileen Murray’s not tolerating any dishonesty here.
Famed Liar, Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Proponent Of Radical Transparency Head To Court
When others violate Principles, it should cost them $100 million, according to Bridgewater.
Bridgewater Didn’t Try Very Hard To Prove Ex-Employees Stole Its Secrets
The lazy arrogance of the hedge fund’s effort to destroy them is pretty stark.
The Radical Truth Is Bridgewater’s Not Responsible For Its 20.6% Loss
Some people have understood and connected the dots and lay the blame at the Fed’s door.
Ex-Bridgewater CEO Disputes Objective Bridgewater Criteria That Pay Women Less
Eileen Murray intends to get paid.
Arbitrators Rule Bridgewater Had Something To Fear From The Truth, And So Made Stuff Up
A whole book full of Principles were violated in the case of Bridgewater v. Tekmerion.
Have FINRA’s People, Members Earned A Right To Have An Opinion?
The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.
Ray Dalio: Coronavirus Is Just The Thing Humanity Needed To Build A Bright And Exciting Future
Isolation may be getting to the Wizard of Westport.
Hedge Funds Feeling Sad, Could Use Some Bailout Money, Sayeth The Mooch
Not that Stephanie Ruhle was having any of it.
So Maybe Coronavirus Isn’t The Volatility Trigger Hedge Funds Were Looking For
The basis trade, the risk parity trade and the quants all have a fever and dry cough.
First Hedge Fund Dies Of Coronavirus
If you’ve been in contact with Solus Alternative Asset Management’s flagship, please lock your door right away and swallow the key.
Radical Truth Time: This Coronavirus Thing Is Serious
Ray Dalio is self-quarantining his entire staff.
Human Smokestack Believes In Electric Cars
You can be sure Jim Simons took some deep, satisfying drags as Elon Musk made him another $2 billion.
Ray Dalio Would Like More Control Over Media Reports About His Control Over Bridgewater
Radical transparency requires the Svengali-philosopher king to run around shouting “Fake news!”
Layoffs Watch ’20: Hedge Fund WorldQuant Might Want To Change Its Name
It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.
Pantheon Of Radical Honesty Bids Farewell To Famed Liar
Even for one of Bridgewater’s most ardent culture carriers, a decade at the firm is more than enough.
Ray Dalio May Think Elizabeth Warren Will Make People Realize We’re Already In A Recession
The global supercollapse is now scheduled to begin in earnest in March.
Ray Dalio’s Magical Mystery Tour Inspired By Original Magical Mystery Tour
Bridgewater is more successful than Jesus and Dalio has George Harrison to thank for it.
Prepare For World War III
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
The Radical Truth Is That Bridgewater Sucked Big Time In The First Half
There has been no Pure Alpha in 2019.