So Maybe Coronavirus Isn’t The Volatility Trigger Hedge Funds Were Looking For
The basis trade, the risk parity trade and the quants all have a fever and dry cough.
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First Hedge Fund Dies Of Coronavirus
If you’ve been in contact with Solus Alternative Asset Management’s flagship, please lock your door right away and swallow the key.
Radical Truth Time: This Coronavirus Thing Is Serious
Ray Dalio is self-quarantining his entire staff.
Human Smokestack Believes In Electric Cars
You can be sure Jim Simons took some deep, satisfying drags as Elon Musk made him another $2 billion.
Ray Dalio Would Like More Control Over Media Reports About His Control Over Bridgewater
Radical transparency requires the Svengali-philosopher king to run around shouting “Fake news!”
Layoffs Watch ’20: Hedge Fund WorldQuant Might Want To Change Its Name
It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.
Pantheon Of Radical Honesty Bids Farewell To Famed Liar
Even for one of Bridgewater’s most ardent culture carriers, a decade at the firm is more than enough.
Ray Dalio May Think Elizabeth Warren Will Make People Realize We’re Already In A Recession
The global supercollapse is now scheduled to begin in earnest in March.
Ray Dalio’s Magical Mystery Tour Inspired By Original Magical Mystery Tour
Bridgewater is more successful than Jesus and Dalio has George Harrison to thank for it.
Prepare For World War III
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
The Radical Truth Is That Bridgewater Sucked Big Time In The First Half
There has been no Pure Alpha in 2019.
Connecticut Politicians May Want To Ask Themselves: Have They Earned A Right To An Opinion?
Ray Dalio’s $100 million for the state’s schools lies in the balance.
OK, So Maybe Ray Dalio Was A Touch Optimistic About The Trade War
His earlier opinions are not as valid as his current.
Ray Dalio Offering One-Day MBA In Principles
Radical truth + radical transparency = idea meritocracy. Be sure to show your work.
Sadomasochistic Megabank Courting Area Hedge Fund Manager To Be Its Next Dominatrix/CEO
If Wells Fargo wants Bridgewater's Eileen Murray to be its next CEO, then Wells Fargo might actually be ready to change.
Ray Dalio’s Parties Sound Fun
To figure out how to pass the torch at Bridgewater, the Wizard of Westport subjected his billionaire friends to a personality test.
Best Hedge Fund Managers Of All Time Made All The Money Last Year, Are Still Best Hedge Fund Managers Of All Time
If you can’t invest with them, you might as well set your money on fire and join the circus.
Twilight Of Western Civilization, Being Wrong About Stuff Working Out Pretty Well For Ray Dalio
It will be a rather gilded apocalypse for the Svengali of Westport.
Radical Transparency Compels Ray Dalio To Tell You He F’n Killed It Last Year
The hyenas had a hell of 2018.
Radical Transparency Requires Ray Dalio To Say, For The First And Perhaps Only Time: ‘President Trump Is Right’
But at least he can have a good laugh about it and the impending collapse of society.
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Borderline Slimy Weasel Newly-Minted Bridgewater Billionaire
Greg Jensen’s hissy fit cost him his co-CEO title, but not much else.