Britain
British Bank Will Make Naughty Traders Work In A Glass Box, Because This Is Who We Are Now
Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.
Area Hedge Fund Manager Secures Eventual Knighthood
Pippa Middleton settles for an asset manager.
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Britain’s Rich Will Have To Rely On ‘Tax Evasion For Dummies’
Financial advisers won't be able to do it for them anymore.
Trading Desks Sort Of Wish British Could Vote To Leave EU Every Few Months
Turns out this Brexit is kinda fun.
Boris Johnson Decides Britain Is Way Too Screwed Up For Him To Lead Right Now
Boris likes his Brexit fallout like he likes his hair: Just leave it be and walk away.
Celebrate Brexit By Turning Up The Heat, Gorging On Chocolate
Sure, the global economy would be in panic, but you can trade chocolate like a mofo.
One Man Now Thinks British Champagne Is A Better Bet Than Hedge Funds
Hedge funds about to be less popular investment than German sketch comedy.