Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.
Pippa Middleton settles for an asset manager.
Financial advisers won't be able to do it for them anymore.
Turns out this Brexit is kinda fun.
Boris likes his Brexit fallout like he likes his hair: Just leave it be and walk away.
Sure, the global economy would be in panic, but you can trade chocolate like a mofo.
Hedge funds about to be less popular investment than German sketch comedy.