And also happening. At least for now.
This is some masterful put-up-or-shut-up stuff.
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
This is less a buyback than a desperate display of self-care.
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
If BriMo likes his stock buybacks, can't we just let him?
Meet the hedge fund manager who thinks his industry is full of morons.
Or why blaming buybacks on short-termism is like blaming unplanned pregnancies on the Weeknd.
They may still be too big and fragile, but banks are throwing their considerable weight around and getting their way.