Hertz Now The Only Thing Willing To Buy Hertz Shares
Turns out when you’re not calling yourself worthless, no one else is interested.
This Year’s Buffettstock Will Be Boring, But At Least It Will Be Sunny
And also happening. At least for now.
Masa Son To Sell Off Assets Amounting To SoftBank’s Entire Market Cap, Will Still Have A SoftBank Afterwards
This is some masterful put-up-or-shut-up stuff.
Deutsche Bank CEO Makes Good On Pledge To Piss Away 15% Of His Comp By Investing It In Deutsche Bank Stock
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Ally Financial Holds Its Nose And Buys Back Its Own Stock
This is less a buyback than a desperate display of self-care.
Goldman Sachs Tells Everyone That They Should Stop Being Silly Little Socialists And Love Buybacks
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
Softbank CEO Masa Son Is Officially the Greatest Performance Artist In Finance
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
Brian Moynihan Has No Plans To Stop Trying To Get High On His Own Supply
If BriMo likes his stock buybacks, can't we just let him?
Larry Fink: Don't Do Buybacks This Year Or Else I'll Write Another Stern Letter Next Year
Or why blaming buybacks on short-termism is like blaming unplanned pregnancies on the Weeknd.