Look Who’s The 391st Richest Person In America
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
Carl Icahn
The Only Thing That Would Make This Better For Carl Icahn Is If He Could Actually Put The Padlocks On The Malls Himself
I mean, he lives in Florida, so maybe he can?
What, No One Wants To Trade A Hertz Pink Sheet?
That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.
Coronavirus Keeps Killing Things Carl Icahn Doesn’t Like
First Occidental’s intransigence, now malls and a meddlesome SEC proposal.
COVID-19 Kills Beautiful Dream Of Having Heavily-Indebted Company Borrow More To Buy Company Three Times Its Size
The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.
Carl Icahn Not Above A Little Help From A Frisky Little Virus
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
Carl Icahn Unable To Contain His Glee At How Bad Things Are Gonna Get
Let’s start with 2008 and then go from there.
Noted Shareholder Pacifist Forced To Mobilize For War
As Carl Icahn has learned many, many, many times before, sometime a show of force is required to get the stupid to submit, just like Gandhi taught.
Carl Icahn Needs To Make A Few Things Clear
Nothing you believe about this predatory snowbird is true, it seems.
Xerox Does Not Need Color Copiers To Come Up With $24 Billion In Cash
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Trump Wall Street Allies Want To Do Some Firing, Avoid Getting Fired
Carl Icahn and Tom Barrack are taking different roles in their own versions of “The Apprentice.”
To Appease Carl Icahn, Xerox Has Become Carl Icahn
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?
Carl Icahn Old Enough To Remember When Malls Weren’t A Thing, Is Ready For That Time Again
Sometime in the next two-and-a-half years would be great.
Carl Icahn Will Not Be Presiding Over The Shotgun Wedding Of Xerox And HP Just Yet
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Carl Icahn Wants To Help A Couple Of Fellow Doddering Old Giants Get Hitched
Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.
WeWork Is The Kind Of Investment That Would Have Appealed To 2016 Bill Ackman, Says 2019 Bill Ackman
In fact, Mr. Neri Oxman thinks the whole thing is worth roughly $0.
Carl Icahn Won’t Play Chess With His Son Anymore, But May Let Him Manage Money Again
With Dad’s approval, of course, until six or seven years after he’s dead.
Carl Icahn Announces Plans To Become Nature's First Predatory Snowbird
Uncle Carl is taking his show to Miami and he sort of cares about who's coming with him.
Carl Icahn Wants You! (To Fill Out All Sorts Of Paperwork To Get Revenge On The CEO Who Gave His Money To Warren Buffett)
What’s an intrusive and cumbersome questionnaire between angry Occidental shareholders?
Carl Icahn Pens His Version Of A Love Letter To The Board Of Caesar's Entertainment
Uncle Carl is so full of emotion over the Eldorado/Caesar's merger that he thinks he's a peasant now.
Absolute Uselessness Of Company’s Management Dawns On Carl Icahn
All they had to do was try to spend $38 billion that Carl would like distributed to people like himself.
The Words ‘Carl Icahn’ And ‘Insider Trading’ Keep Popping Up Next To One Another
Isn’t that a funny coincidence?