Uncle Carl is so full of emotion over the Eldorado/Caesar's merger that he thinks he's a peasant now.
All they had to do was try to spend $38 billion that Carl would like distributed to people like himself.
Isn’t that a funny coincidence?
Did you really think that Uncle Carl would fall for this bullsh!t?
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
Lyft is about to take everyone for quite a shared ride.
Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.
The game is up for Caesars Entertainment.
There’s more to pare from eBay’s tree.
An extra few bucks, and an extra extra few real bucks, and he goes quietly.
There’s nothing like highly remunerative revenge.
Uncle Carl doesn’t want a company he didn’t think should go private five years ago to go public again.
Uncle Carl just turned a tidy profit on some formerly donated shares.
The Cigna-Express Scripts deal is turning Uncle Carl into his worst enemy.
Uncle Carl needs your help to save these people, who he loves and respects, from themselves and one of ‘the worst acquisitions in corporate history.’
In fact, he’s gonna come right out and say they shouldn’t do it.
Happy Memorial Day from Uncle Carl.
Uncle Carl is such an adorably incorrigible haggler.