Carl Icahn
Carl Icahn Takes His Bacon Battle To The Supermarket Aisle
And now that he’s looking at Kroger, he sees something else he doesn’t like.
Carl Icahn Sure Does Miss The Days When Presidents, SEC Chairs Were More Inclined To Listen To Carl Icahn
Unsurprisingly, Gary Gensler’s idea of sensible securities regulation does not align with Uncle Carl’s.
McDonald’s: We May Be Liars, But Carl Icahn’s A Hypocrite
Why is it only our pigs that he’s worried about, wonder the sausage egg McMuffin slingers.
Carl Icahn Knows How Pigs Get Pregnant, And Also When Someone Is Trying To Get One Over On Him
He went to medical school once, Chris Kempczinski.
Carl Icahn Thinks Gas Utility Is Bloated Enough Already
And Uncle Carl knows a thing or two about that.
COVID Skeptics Leon Cooperman, Donald Trump Reduced To Penury By Pandemic
With a mere $2.5 billion each, they are both among the 332.8 million poorest Americans.
Former CFO Of Badly-Run Company To Become CEO Of Badly-Run Company Hunter
Carl Icahn needs someone who can smell bad governance and also tolerate 99% humidity.
Company That Was Perfect When Carl Icahn First Invested Now Even More So
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
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Convicted User Of Material Non-Public Information Pretty Pissed About Other Use Of Material Non-Public Information
Billy Walters has a bone to pick with the FBI.
Look Who’s The 391st Richest Person In America
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
The Only Thing That Would Make This Better For Carl Icahn Is If He Could Actually Put The Padlocks On The Malls Himself
I mean, he lives in Florida, so maybe he can?
What, No One Wants To Trade A Hertz Pink Sheet?
That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.
Coronavirus Keeps Killing Things Carl Icahn Doesn’t Like
First Occidental’s intransigence, now malls and a meddlesome SEC proposal.
COVID-19 Kills Beautiful Dream Of Having Heavily-Indebted Company Borrow More To Buy Company Three Times Its Size
The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.
Carl Icahn Not Above A Little Help From A Frisky Little Virus
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
Carl Icahn Unable To Contain His Glee At How Bad Things Are Gonna Get
Let’s start with 2008 and then go from there.
Noted Shareholder Pacifist Forced To Mobilize For War
As Carl Icahn has learned many, many, many times before, sometime a show of force is required to get the stupid to submit, just like Gandhi taught.
Carl Icahn Needs To Make A Few Things Clear
Nothing you believe about this predatory snowbird is true, it seems.
Xerox Does Not Need Color Copiers To Come Up With $24 Billion In Cash
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Trump Wall Street Allies Want To Do Some Firing, Avoid Getting Fired
Carl Icahn and Tom Barrack are taking different roles in their own versions of “The Apprentice.”
To Appease Carl Icahn, Xerox Has Become Carl Icahn
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?