And Uncle Carl knows a thing or two about that.
With a mere $2.5 billion each, they are both among the 332.8 million poorest Americans.
Carl Icahn needs someone who can smell bad governance and also tolerate 99% humidity.
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
Billy Walters has a bone to pick with the FBI.
I mean, he lives in Florida, so maybe he can?
First Occidental’s intransigence, now malls and a meddlesome SEC proposal.
The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
Let’s start with 2008 and then go from there.
As Carl Icahn has learned many, many, many times before, sometime a show of force is required to get the stupid to submit, just like Gandhi taught.
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Carl Icahn and Tom Barrack are taking different roles in their own versions of “The Apprentice.”
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?
Sometime in the next two-and-a-half years would be great.
Carl Icahn wants to know.
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.