Xerox Does Not Need Color Copiers To Come Up With $24 Billion In Cash
Banks are willing to give it the money, for some reason.
Carl Icahn
Trump Wall Street Allies Want To Do Some Firing, Avoid Getting Fired
Carl Icahn and Tom Barrack are taking different roles in their own versions of “The Apprentice.”
To Appease Carl Icahn, Xerox Has Become Carl Icahn
Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?
Carl Icahn Old Enough To Remember When Malls Weren’t A Thing, Is Ready For That Time Again
Sometime in the next two-and-a-half years would be great.
Carl Icahn Will Not Be Presiding Over The Shotgun Wedding Of Xerox And HP Just Yet
HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.
Carl Icahn Wants To Help A Couple Of Fellow Doddering Old Giants Get Hitched
Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.
WeWork Is The Kind Of Investment That Would Have Appealed To 2016 Bill Ackman, Says 2019 Bill Ackman
In fact, Mr. Neri Oxman thinks the whole thing is worth roughly $0.
Carl Icahn Won’t Play Chess With His Son Anymore, But May Let Him Manage Money Again
With Dad’s approval, of course, until six or seven years after he’s dead.
Carl Icahn Announces Plans To Become Nature's First Predatory Snowbird
Uncle Carl is taking his show to Miami and he sort of cares about who's coming with him.
Carl Icahn Wants You! (To Fill Out All Sorts Of Paperwork To Get Revenge On The CEO Who Gave His Money To Warren Buffett)
What’s an intrusive and cumbersome questionnaire between angry Occidental shareholders?
Carl Icahn Pens His Version Of A Love Letter To The Board Of Caesar's Entertainment
Uncle Carl is so full of emotion over the Eldorado/Caesar's merger that he thinks he's a peasant now.
Absolute Uselessness Of Company’s Management Dawns On Carl Icahn
All they had to do was try to spend $38 billion that Carl would like distributed to people like himself.
The Words ‘Carl Icahn’ And ‘Insider Trading’ Keep Popping Up Next To One Another
Isn’t that a funny coincidence?
Of Course Carl Icahn Cashed Out Of Lyft Before The IPO Imploded
Did you really think that Uncle Carl would fall for this bullsh!t?
Lyft Stock Opens Trading At You Are All Insane Dollars Per Share
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
Company With No Profits Aims For Biggest IPO In American History
Lyft is about to take everyone for quite a shared ride.
Legacy Of Trolling Bill Ackman Still Paying Off Big For Carl Icahn
Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.
Inveterate Gambler Carl Icahn Back On The Casino Floor
The game is up for Caesars Entertainment.
Paul Singer, Jeff Smith Think Carl Icahn Was On To Something
There’s more to pare from eBay’s tree.
Carl Icahn’s Too Tired To Make Much Of A Fuss About Dell This Time
An extra few bucks, and an extra extra few real bucks, and he goes quietly.
If Ginni Rometty Will Wildly Overpay For A Tech Company, Carl Icahn’s Gonna Make Sure Michael Dell Does, Too
There’s nothing like highly remunerative revenge.