JPMorgan Poaches Carnegie Mellon's Top AI Professor In Clearest Sign Yet That Jamie Dimon Will Transfer His Brain To The Cloud And Become Immortal
Now we know what Jay-Dimez and Travis Kalanick were talking about in that photo.
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Uber Gives Carnegie Mellon $5.5M, Asks Why It's Not Smiling
We know we poached those scientists baby, but here's a check.
Uber Is Stealing Scientists, But Only So It Can Lay Off Drivers
Another page from Travis Kalanick's "You Mad Bro?" School of Management.