Or, you know, just enjoy being a billionaire under that dome he’s about to extract from North Carolina taxpayers.
David Tepper needs the help to put a roof over his football team’s heads.
Appaloosa Management is going out to stud.
And also, depressing, way more than the other 29 NFL owners.
Not really, but maybe a little.
He’ll never be able to go home again if he buys the Carolina Panthers.