Very on-brand for America’s most hapless Irish dad.
The not-46th-president-of-the-United-States made history this week all the same.
Comply with our subpoenas or, you know, just stop doing any business in the United States.
It definitely says “Thou shalt not cancel my checking account in absence of a mask” in one or all of those.
The Drumpfs need some new banks.
And private equity firms have even bigger concerns.
Unlike the president, Goldman Sachs really did mean it metaphorically.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.
How many it has, and how much it will cost, remains unclear.
Which is too bad for an astonished Credit Suisse.
Really, it was about someone fucking up on our side. Honest.
That kind of predatory nonsense belongs only in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Swiss have, as is their wont, precisely quantified the investment bank’s status.
Supreme Court To Decide If Banks Really Need To Be The Things They Say They Are Dek: Honesty
Please rise and raise your right hands and prepare to explain everything everyone named “Trump” ever said to you.
Being so brazen as to shock an Objectivist isn’t enough.
The SPAC-and-IPO party on Wall Street will have to stand in for the traditional holiday festivities this year.
Who needs special when you can have scale?