In possibly related news, it just set half of its quarterly earnings on fire.
JPMorgan sees Citi’s 31% trading boost and 12% RoE and raises it 55% and 15%.
There’ll be far fewer trips to B-Dubs for Bryan Cohen going forward.
More transparency? To attract investors? What is this, Bank of America?
That or he’s taking out his frustration over being spied on out on 500 of you, and then spying on the rest of you for good measure.
To that person, should he or she exist, Baird has some deflating news.
Someone who is running for president would like to know.
A bit of extra vigilance might be in order, and will probably be enough to catch the hapless rent-a-cops in Tidjane Thiam’s employ.
Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.
Either way, the regulators don’t think they need extra monitoring anymore.
He’s got to do something for the next four years.
The investment bank isn’t the only thing that needs work.
Christian Sewing involuntarily shudders whenever he hears police sirens now.
The people persons are precisely reflective of the organization as a whole.
And they had plenty of their own stink to deal with already.
It’s cheap, it’s (somewhat) effective and it makes everyone happy (except for the people going to jail).
Jim Amine knows what we’re talking about.
‘Twas nearly death by derivative, sayeth the courts.
This is problematic, given that he runs a British bank.
Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.