Banks

But not as much as Lee Ainslie is loving the great comeback stories of our time.

No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.

And Chipotle trades bumretch for blockchain.

The Supremes are not at all happy with the Elect.

It has some questions for some banks that they can choose whether or not to answer, for now.

And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.

I mean, we know that’s what Citi investors think, but…

Other banks have chosen getting stimulus money to their customers ASAP, but the big guys are planning a green gift on the greenest day.

Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.

Never again will a bank have to admit how bad at banking it is in court, at least on this matter.

The rock of respectability has rolled back down the Alps.

You mean to tell me that SoftBank and the Swiss joined forces to back a loser?

A convenient catalyst to a healthy correction in Hong Kong is a poison pill in the Big Apple.

Finders keepers is apparently a genuine precedent under New York State law.

Because at least one of them allegedly found a bank-embarrassing way to make a hundred thousand extra pounds.

Sure, things were bad enough for Corbat to essentially get fired, but not bad enough to keep him from an eight-figure payday.

You don’t think a bank doing well would hand the reins to someone so conspicuously lacking in a penis if it were doing well, do you?

It’s a bad idea for a whole lot of reasons and you can’t make him, as long as he remains marooned in the south Pacific.