JPMorgan Shareholders Attempting To Starve Jamie Dimon Into The White House
If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.
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Hong Kong Has Not Forgotten About JPMorgan’s Sons And Daughters Program
Nor about the former executive within its jurisdiction who allegedly helped make it rain IPOs.
Deutsche Bank Investors Would Really Like Deutsche Bank To Recognize That It Sucks At Investment Banking
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Sadomasochistic Megabank Courting Area Hedge Fund Manager To Be Its Next Dominatrix/CEO
If Wells Fargo wants Bridgewater's Eileen Murray to be its next CEO, then Wells Fargo might actually be ready to change.
UBS Wealth Managers Can Hire One New Person, But Only After They Sacrifice Five Of Their Own To The Gods Of Swiss Banking
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
Donald Trump Sues Deutsche Bank To Prevent Congress From Knowing More About His Debt Situation Than He Does
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
Wells Fargo Has Hired Someone Help It Meet The Right Woman
That's right, the least-trusted bank in America is paying to meet women.
Deutsche Bank Leaves Commerzbank At The Altar Because Apparently Beggars CAN Be Choosers
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
Morgan ‘#metoo’ Stanley Has A Potential Future Female CEO, Too, Now, Guys
Marianne Lake is not impressed.
Unaware That It Already Is One, Deutsche Bank Contemplates Formation Of "Bad Bank" Unit
If Deutsche Bank puts all its bad assets, liabilities and stalled business lines into one entity, what would be left of Deutsche Bank?
Jamie Dimon Gives Marianne Lake The Role And The Rival That The The Prophecy Requires For Her To Take His Throne
The gods must be appeased, and the next POTUS has moved to appease them.
Downtrodden, Underpaid Goldmanites Are In The Wrong Business
One word (well, technically, one plural acronym): REITs.
Investors Can’t Believe Brian Moynihan Is Having A Good Day
There’s always something to criticize at Bank of America.
In Search For New CEO, Wells Fargo Reports A "Bless This Mess" Quarter
The Stagecoach is offering its next leader a real fixer-upper opportunity.
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Wall Street's Favorite Former Congressman Jeb Hensarling Apparently Gets Lost In Revolving Door, Ends Up At UBS
We were under the assumption that you were supposed to reward yourself for serving special interests in Congress...not punish yourself.
Citi President Decides To Spend More Time Not Dreading The Day He Turns Into Michael Corbat
Jamie Forese is stepping down from his role as Corbat's heir apparent.
House Democrats Bungle Bank CEO Hearing So Badly That Lloyd Blankfein Somehow Wins The Day
This was a true waste of everyone's time.
Brian Moynihan Gives Everyone A Raise Today Just Because He Wanted To Do The Right Thing And For No Other Reason Whatsoever
Is there a Congressional hearing tomorrow? Well, what a fun coincidence!
Something Is Rotten In The State Of Denmark (And Also Sweden)
I thought the Scandinavians were supposed to be the good guys?
Horny Italian Bank May Yet Save Commerzbank From Arranged Marriage To Deutsche Bank
It’s like Goethe’s tragedy about a troubled bank has eyes for another troubled bank that’s in an unhappy relationship with yet another troubled bank.
Jamie Dimon Lies To CNBC About His 2020 Plans
Another brick falls from the facade hiding the #DraftDimon movement.
Ally Financial Holds Its Nose And Buys Back Its Own Stock
This is less a buyback than a desperate display of self-care.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.