Hedge Funds
Noted Political Mastermind Anthony Scaramucci Has Some Advice For Joe Biden
The gist of which is, be more like the guy who fired me after 10 days and who you just trounced in an election.
Trump Pardon Parade A Veritable Dealbreaker ‘Where Are They Now?’
Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!
Mets’ Hiring Practices Not All That Different From Point72’s
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
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Kyle Bass Barred From Making Stuff Up About Lawyers For REIT He Accuses Of Making Stuff Up
Is it a good idea to piss off the judge presiding over your case this much? It seems like it might not be a good idea.
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New RenTech Boss Is Sorry You’re Too Stupid To Understand Why Losing Between A Quarter And A Third Of Your Money Is Exactly What He’s Supposed To Be Doing
Peter Brown & co. do not suffer fools gladly, most especially those fools it is causing to suffer.
RenTech Can’t Be Wrong, So The World Must Be
I mean, no objection with the second clause, but...
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Lazy Supreme Court Wants Insider Trading Verdict Overturned, Just By Someone Else
And would you all please cool it about the SEC’s home-team judges, for heaven’s sake?
Threefold Increase In Loss Produces Fourfold Increase In Bonus For Crispin Odey
It’s good to be king of the hedge-fund chickens. And also still CEO at the time.
Mick Mulvaney, Who Promised A Graceful And Peaceful Presidential Transition, Makes His Own Craven And Hasty Exit
If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.
After Losing Money On Coronavirus In 2020, Anthony Scaramucci To Lose Money On Crypto In 2021
Smoke and mirrors, indeed!
Next SEC Chair Could Save Kelly Loeffler, David Perdue From Themselves
That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.
Company That Was Perfect When Carl Icahn First Invested Now Even More So
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
Beneficiary Of Citi Screw Up Was Totally Talking About Another Mistake When She Found Out About Payment
Really, it was about someone fucking up on our side. Honest.
Actually Ken Griffin Doesn’t Need Every Piece Of Luxury Real Estate In Miami Beach
He’ll probably just settle for the whole of Star Island. Maybe.
Splashin’ Round The Swamp With Mick Mulvaney Will Be Expensive
As when he was a congressman, there’s a pretty high minimum investment requirement.
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Ex-Hedge Fund Manager Better Hope The Next Judge He Sees Doesn’t Think He’s A Thief And A Liar
Because that judge will be the one fulfilling his prophecy about going to jail.
Ray Dalio Figures Out What ‘Sustainable’ Means, How To Make Money From It
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
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Bill Ackman Invests In The American Dream, Which In Turn Pays For His Dreams
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
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If Your Hedge Fund’s Strategy Is ‘Robot That Makes The Same Trades As Our Self-Enriching One But A Day Later,’ You Had Better Tell Investors That
Or just choose not to have investor, but do that before you’ve done something the SEC can fine you for.
Behold: The Most Incestuous SPAC Deal Yet
We move a step closer to the inevitable SPAC merging with itself.
Judge Decides He Won’t Resentence His Friend’s Son’s Former Hedge Fund Colleague
On second glance, yea, Alvin Hellerstein understands why you might think there’s a conflict of interest here.
COVID Vaccines Have Nasty Side Effect For Hedge Fund
Said Haidar was not expecting good news quite this quickly, which makes it very bad news for him.
Is The Ackmanaissance Innoculating Ackmania Sufferers?
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.