Taste For Black Edge No Obstacle To Buying The Mets
Rob Manfred sees nothing unusual or untoward about the Steve Cohen era in Flushing.
Hedge Funds
Suicide May Be Painless, But Prison Is Apparently Not
Something Sam Israel might have liked to know when he walked off that bridge 11 years ago.
Bill ‘Can’t Miss’ Ackman Can’t Wait To Tell You About His New Position
He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.
Steve Cohen Will Not Let Inevitable Mets Dysfunction Distract Him From Real Work
If you see the new owner red-faced a shouting during the game, rest assured he’s yelling at a Point72 underling and not at Edwin Diaz.
Hedge Fund Manager Makes Bet On Ken Griffin’s Real Estate Rapacity
That or Steve Schonfeld just wants 11 bedrooms by the beach.
David Einhorn Showing Symptoms Of Ackmania Again
He’s still way up on the year, but not quite as way up as he had been.
Jay Clayton Paints His Masterpiece
An accredited investor definition that keeps their numbers about constant and decreases the likelihood of people coming crying to the SEC? It’s perfect.
Turns Out Hedge Fund Bribery Does Have Victims
Och-Ziff may not be Och-Ziff anymore, but it’s still paying dearly for Och-Ziff’s crimes.
Hedge Fund Cares Deeply For The Benighted People Of Puerto Rico (And The $379.5 Million They Owe It)
Bankruptcy and sovereignty produce some strange Constitutional bedfellows.
Ray Dalio May Think Elizabeth Warren Will Make People Realize We’re Already In A Recession
The global supercollapse is now scheduled to begin in earnest in March.
Louis Bacon Closes Hedge Fund To Ensure He Doesn’t Miss Humiliation, Incarceration Of Neighbor
He’s been waiting 10 long years for this.
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Other Michael Cohen Also Going To Jail
The ex-Och-Ziff Europe chief will do roughly one day for each million in bribes.
Dying Industry Pins Hope On Idiots Buying Into An Impossible Trade Deal
Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
Hedge Funds Are Dying, Vol. 873,921: ‘Twas The P.E. Firms With Their SRI Products In The Institutional Allocations Room
No one tell Leon Cooperman that Steve Schwarzman is eating his lunch.
More Senior Traders Are Taking Their Butter And Going Home* From Goldman Sachs
*"Home" in this case being BlueCrest Capital Management.
Hedge Fund Helps Ensure Eager Shooters Won’t Be Without Their AR-15s
Remington may not be making any money on them, but Whitebox Advisors sure is.
Help Paul Singer Achieve Great And Terrible Things
All he needs is an extra $4 billion on top of the $2 billion he just raised.
Bill Ackman Is Back To Being A Real Tease
The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.
Cranky Area Senior Is Writing Bitchy Letters To Politicians Again
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Cliff Asness Is No Fan Of Cliff Asness-Renovated Miami Apartment
It’s nowhere near big enough for his personality and grievances.