Hedge Funds

If he doesn’t already, that is.

Fat fingers do not have the force of law (anymore).

Let’s have ein Kaffee and talk Cum-Ex, Jamie.

He or she’s got a law degree and seems unlikely to be a welcome presence.

Also, the same man who failed to notice the continent-wide bribery ring run by his lieutenant isn’t impressed with the hedge fund’s corporate governance.

And he would like Cardinal Health to cut it out. Let him explain how.

Soaking the Medallion-holding has become an annual event.

And Disney to stick to streaming.

A half-size bonus is arguably preferable to a pink slip. Arguably.

The carried-interest loophole lives! The Democrats’ climate-tax compromise maybe not so much.

The Platinum Partners saga keeps giving and giving.

The people’s hedge-fund manager has had it with the carried-interest loophole.

The former Ron Artest is now a hedge-fund manager.

As far as Richard Deitz is concerned, there’s not point in having the Ukrainians defeat the Russians if he can’t have his money back now.

And regret even more to acknowledge it’s got about as much chance as every other bid to kill it.

Because that’s about all his former employees have left in absence of their deferred comp.

Hey, when you’re in Thomas Gottstein’s shoes, you’ll grasp at any disreputable straw you can find.

And relocated to bucolic, barbed-wired surroundings.