Hedge Funds
Nelson Peltz Has Some Hard Truths For Mickey Mouse & Co.
And they need to be delivered face-to-face, against their will if needs be.
Trends That Life Science Experts Are Watching in 2023
BCG, Goldman Sachs and others weigh in on what to expect this year.
Layoffs Watch ’23: BlackRock
The anti-woke brigade takes its first 500 scalps. Or maybe it’s other things.
Priestly Hedge Fund Manager Needs God’s Absolution, Because He’s Not Getting It From The Courts
Which also means Emmanuel Lemelson may soon have to drop the “hedge fund manager” bit from his unusual title.
Santa Bringing Big Returns Too All The Good Little Shorts Out There
For the first time in four years, it pays to be a Scrooge.
Hedge Funds Decline To Continue To Delight In Citi’s Stupidity
Instead of $509 million, they’ll have to settle for their share of $44 million.
Alleged Lying, Bullying, Compliance-Ignoring And Possible Fraud No Reason For Hedge Fund Not To Invest $50 Million With Outgoing Portfolio Manager
Allegedly. And, relatedly, Robert Gagliardi would still like the rest of his bonus.
Dan Loeb Thinks Bath & Body Works’ Board Could Use Some Serious Exfoliation
And then a good slathering of new directors, preferably of his choosing.
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Convicted Ponzi Schemers Overstated Assets By A Mere Seven Orders Of Magnitude
Up from the less than $7 in actuality.
Woman Alleges Crispin Odey Learned Nothing From Indecent Assault Trial
Either that or he allegedly learned he could get away with it.
Insider-Trader Chooses Friendship Over Freedom
We must admit it makes us question his shrinks’ advice, but not his mental health issues.
Bonus Watch ’22: Marshall Wace
There will be no winter of discontent in this corner of Mayfair.
Turns Out Bridgewater Might Need Ray Dalio After All
His “continuously improving perpetual motion machine” broke down as soon as he stepped away from the controls.
ARS To Take On SBF
Unlike the Senate Agriculture Committee, they’ve been kind enough to schedule their tete-a-tete not to compete with the World Cup.
Hiring Watch ’22: Asia
Don’t worry if you’re not a superstar: There’s not enough talent in the region to go around for even the biggest hedge funds.
Having Run His Former Protégé And Designated Successor’s Name Through The Mud, Dan Och Is Satisfied
And once it is determined that no one wants to buy his old hedge fund, his work there will be done.
Carson Block Takes His Talents To Warmer Winter Climes
It’s summer in Uruguay, and there’s some potential fraud there, too.
Steve Cohen May Gate Point72 Redemptions To Keep Mets Competitive
Also: Because everyone else is doing it, and because he can.
Luckin Coffee Actually Tastes Pretty Good Without All The Fraud
Snow Lake Capital’s Sean Ma now has a thirst for the “Dunkin’ of China.”
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Dan Och: I Never Saw Any Proof The Man I Picked To Succeed Me Wasn’t A Rapist
Sure, I gave him $300 million anyway, but that was before I found a super-secret extra-convenient second source on the alleged sexual assault.
Oxford Math Graduate Hedge Fund Billionaire Is Sick Of Linking His Devices Himself
Chris Rokos needs an iPad butler.
Noted White Wine Drinker Thinks Beer-Can Maker Is Doing It Wrong
Carl Icahn’s got some brutal drunk sincerity for Crown Holdings.