Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
Follow him and head off the revolution, or at least the Ocasio-Cortez administration, and make some money in the process.
A federal bankruptcy judge rules that it’s not his job to save hedge fund managers from themselves.
If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.
Another tragic ending to a Bridgewater office romance.
He won’t get picky as to which.
Ignore everything you’ve heard or tasted: Hedge fund manager Jeff Smith says Papa’s pizzas are top-notch.
And even more shocking, finance might not be a true meritocracy.
Those feelings being hurt by an ex-judge whose own feelings are hurt at not winning the Man Booker Prize.
$200 million does not buy enough comfort for the three or four days KG spends in the Big Apple every year.
After that and President Trump’s triumphant reelection, JP’s leaving his clients and the rest of us and hightailing it to Puerto Rico.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.
Big K has some real concerns about the world.
Bill Ackman's NYT wedding announcement is the best thing you will read this year.
He realizes this means he still owns Sears, right?