The gist of which is, be more like the guy who fired me after 10 days and who you just trounced in an election.
Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!
Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.
Is it a good idea to piss off the judge presiding over your case this much? It seems like it might not be a good idea.
Peter Brown & co. do not suffer fools gladly, most especially those fools it is causing to suffer.
And would you all please cool it about the SEC’s home-team judges, for heaven’s sake?
It’s good to be king of the hedge-fund chickens. And also still CEO at the time.
If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.
That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.
So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
Really, it was about someone fucking up on our side. Honest.
He’ll probably just settle for the whole of Star Island. Maybe.
As when he was a congressman, there’s a pretty high minimum investment requirement.
Because that judge will be the one fulfilling his prophecy about going to jail.
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.
Or just choose not to have investor, but do that before you’ve done something the SEC can fine you for.
On second glance, yea, Alvin Hellerstein understands why you might think there’s a conflict of interest here.
Said Haidar was not expecting good news quite this quickly, which makes it very bad news for him.
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.