Hedge Funds

In troubled times, there’s only one point at Third Point that matters.

Surely that’s worth a lavish meal on the taxpayer’s dime?

And by its new CEO’s failure to understand that getting fired isn’t a big deal.

But not lawsuits stemming therefrom!

Keenan Hauke’s attorney may have been blinded by desire for his client’s wife, but Hauke should have said something about that earlier.

For all of them, however things will be < 2019.

Thou shalt have no other god before Trump.

TCA Fund Management preferred the old, lazy, whistleblower-hating SEC.

Any chance he’s eligible for whistleblower money on that $123 million settlement?

His hedge fund soars as his rival is destroyed. Coincidence? We think not.

Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)

Unlike his favorite basketball team.

Cue up “Pomp and Circumstance” on YouTube and settle in for some radical truth.

Speaking of Bob Mercer, he’s back, as well.

The only problem is, he think it stole it from someone else.

Oh, do you not have a Ph.D. in math, engineering or a hard science? Pity.

What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.

Phil Falcone is really just disappointed in himself and not at all making a desperate gambit to keep his job.