This Is The Most Trusted Face On Wall Street
Scared and confused hedge funds flock to Brian Moynihan’s comforting research-filled bosom.
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Trump Administration Only Lied To The Public About Coronavirus Dangers
The wealthy and powerful could be and were trusted with the truth.
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Older Brother Sells Out Younger Brother In Alleged Crypto Hedge Fund Fraud, But Notes That Real Villain Is SEC
If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.
Ken Griffin’s Shopping Spree Continues Apace
A mansion in L.A. here, perhaps a pied-a-terre in London there, and oh yea a market-maker with some change fished out of a couch.
Dan Loeb Believes In The Magic Of Hollywood Again
Enough to forego $3 million per year in Disney dividends.
No Morals, No Mayfair: A Tax-Advantaged Hedge Fund Manager’s Lament
Dubai’s nice and all, but kind of boring. Also he’d like his $500 million back.
Only Half Of The Most Recent Top-Ranking Women At Bridgewater Still Have An Issue With Their Pay
Eileen Murray gets (at least some share) of what was coming to her.
Nassau County Is A Hotbed Of Fraud And We Couldn’t Be Prouder
From meat mislabeling to a guy named Heckler cold-calling Ponzi scheme victims, it’s been a delightful month on Long Island.
Literally No One Likes SEC Hedge Fund Secrecy Plan, Except The People Who Run The SEC
That’s a big, “Thanks, but no thanks” from the hedge funds on getting rid of most 13Fs.
Hedge Fund Lawyer Settles Document Forgery Allegations, Gets Promoted, Still Gets To Be A Lawyer
That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?
Bill Ackman’s Got Some Angry Sheet Metal Workers To Deal With
It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.
Paul Singer Says He’s Not Buying Drudge Report, But He Also Said The President He Now Backs Was ‘Close To A Guarantee Of A Global Depression’
Does that mean it’s close to a guarantee that he is?
Maybe Bankruptcy’s Not The Best Time To Show Off Your Silk-Encrusted Mansion
Neiman Marcus’ Geoffroy van Raemsdonck is feeling himself a little too hard.
Jeff Gundlach Eyeing The Adult Video Stores, Fetish Emporia Of Florida, Texas, Arizona
Just be realistic and ignore the “well governed” part.
Crypto Chief Pledges To Be Even Less Woke Than Paul Singer
Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.
Marble Ridge: You Can (Allegedly) Break Every Securities Law In The Books And Still Not Cost Anyone Any Money
Jail? Probable. $60 million? Not quite.
If You Can Build A Multi-Billion Hedge Fund, You Can Probably Send An Explicit E-Mail To An Underling
For once, Sam Isaly’s dogged refusal to accept his limitations has backfired on him.
Bridgewater Employees At Last Actually Working In Magical Forest
Bring on the wildebeests.
Steve Cohen Takes Gender Discrimination Off List Of Reasons Not To Let Him Buy Mets
Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.
Pharma Accused Of Taking Break From COVID Vaccine Work To Give Former Hedge Fund Owner An Opportunity To Do A Little Insider Trading
That pause in selling Vaxart shares and increase in ownership ceiling sure was fortuitously timed for Armistice Capital, no?
Japanese Economy Ministry Making Totally Innocent, Non-Threatening Phone Calls To Foreign Toshiba Shareholders
It just wants to make sure they are sure they wanted to vote against management, and also that they’ve read the rules about acting in concert.
How Should Steve Cohen Repay The Wilpons For A Decade Of Pettiness and Humiliation?
After paying them $2.45 billion, of course.
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Hedge Fund Managers Get Out Of Goddamned Miserable Hedge Fund Business
Echo Street’s managers do not like the people they were becoming.