Hedge Funds
Paul Singer Declares War On China
It starts with an uneasy alliance with some unfortunately entrenched Portuguese.
Eddie Lampert’s Gonna Fix Sears Up Good And Then Take It Public Again
Just humor him, people.
Neri Oxman Has Pershing Square Capital Up Almost 25% On The Year
Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
Paul Tudor Jones To Save World (And Capitalism) With An ETF
Follow him and head off the revolution, or at least the Ocasio-Cortez administration, and make some money in the process.
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Congratulations And Condolences To Eddie Lampert On Getting To Keep Sears
A federal bankruptcy judge rules that it’s not his job to save hedge fund managers from themselves.
You Can Now Have Two Steve Cohen Apartments For Less Than The Original Price Of One
If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.
Ray Dalio Making It Clear That Cupid Should Steer Clear Of The Woods Of Westport
Another tragic ending to a Bridgewater office romance.
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Louis Bacon Close To Seeing Hated Bahamas Neighbor In Jail Or Dead
He won’t get picky as to which.
Italian Food Thought Leader Rides To Rescue Of Papa John’s
Ignore everything you’ve heard or tasted: Hedge fund manager Jeff Smith says Papa’s pizzas are top-notch.
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Gary Cohn Is Raising Money In Miami Right Now
The Big Grundle is getting that hedge fund cheddar in Miami.
New Study Concludes That White Dudes Might Run Wall Street
And even more shocking, finance might not be a true meritocracy.
Hedge Fund Ends Prestigious Literary Prize Sponsorship To Increase Diversity In Hedge Fund Industry But Also Maybe Because Prestigious Literary Prize Hurt Its Feelings
Those feelings being hurt by an ex-judge whose own feelings are hurt at not winning the Man Booker Prize.
There’s No Word For ‘Black Edge’ In Australian
Which is why Steve Cohen & co. have set up shop by the beach in Sydney.
Ken Griffin Spends Extra $38 Million On New York Pied-À-Terra Because Of Course He Did
$200 million does not buy enough comfort for the three or four days KG spends in the Big Apple every year.
Paulson & Co. To Stay A Mostly Family Office For At Least Two More Years
After that and President Trump’s triumphant reelection, JP’s leaving his clients and the rest of us and hightailing it to Puerto Rico.
David Einhorn Tells Investors The Only Thing That Went Wrong in 2018 Was All Of His Investing
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
Ken Griffin Will Never Have To Suffer The Indignity Of A Five-Star London Hotel Again
He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.
Via His Latest Letter, Seth Klarman Pisses In The Davos Punch
Big K has some real concerns about the world.
If You Want To Believe In Love, Believe In Bill Ackman
Bill Ackman's NYT wedding announcement is the best thing you will read this year.
Eddie Lampert Wins Sears Auction, Loses More Generally
He realizes this means he still owns Sears, right?