Eileen Murray’s not tolerating any dishonesty here.
Come on, guys: Chase Coleman and Larry Robbins have figured it out.
The loophole in the carried-interest loophole is closed, for now.
Our favorite disgruntled would-be Batman just took a bath in a Miami Beach infinity pool.
They’ll probably just shrug off the impending economic cliff the president and Congress seem intent on driving off.
Looks like Crispin Odey’s got something else in common with Boris Johnson.
‘You need to go to jail’ is probably not what Manuel Henriquez was hoping to hear.
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
British Airways is a perfectly nice airline, but this is ridiculous.
We’re sure the former presidential candidate would agree, had COVID not taken his ability to continue breathing.
The inscrutable, incomprehensible and completely unnecessary legal battle between the former Cooper-Hohns comes, after much time and expense, to its meaningless and inevitable conclusion.
He’s probably got a private elevator at 220 CPS, so it’s OK.
A promise made over the charred and smoldering remains of California is still a promise.
Luckily for (at least) one convicted hedge fund fraudster.
That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
And also about how it was not going to change.
It’s sort of sorry, if that helps.
The lazy arrogance of the hedge fund’s effort to destroy them is pretty stark.
Not that he’d want to anyway, of course.