Banging The Close Sure Sounds Like Fun
Was it just too much fun for a former hedge fund manager, or merely an honest mistake?
Hedge Funds
Champion Of Bridgewater’s ‘Family Atmosphere’ Just Realized It’s As Dysfunctional And Hypocritical As A Real Family
Eileen Murray’s not tolerating any dishonesty here.
RenTech Nerds, Geeks Still Calculating How To Make Their Funds Less Sh***y
Come on, guys: Chase Coleman and Larry Robbins have figured it out.
Hedge Fund Managers Forced To Find Creative New Way To Avoid Paying Taxes
The loophole in the carried-interest loophole is closed, for now.
House-Flipping No More Successful These Days For Cliff Asness Than Hedge-Fund Managing
Our favorite disgruntled would-be Batman just took a bath in a Miami Beach infinity pool.
Seth Klarman Thinks Investors Are Childish Enough Without The Fed’s Milk And Cookies And Cooing
They’ll probably just shrug off the impending economic cliff the president and Congress seem intent on driving off.
Brexit- And Chicken-Loving Hedge Fund Manager Charged With Sexual Assault
Looks like Crispin Odey’s got something else in common with Boris Johnson.
![By Chris Potter (Flickr: 3D Judges Gavel) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons](https://dealbreaker.com/.image/ar_16:9%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTYxMjc3MTIzODkyNjg0Mjc3/gavel.jpg)
Judge Less Interested In Negotiating Than College Admissions Fraudsters
‘You need to go to jail’ is probably not what Manuel Henriquez was hoping to hear.
As Far As We (And Presumably Steve Cohen) Are Concerned, It Took Two-And-A-Half Years Longer Than It Should Have To Raise $10 Billion
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
Hedge Fund Manager’s Dog Travels In Higher Style Than He Does
British Airways is a perfectly nice airline, but this is ridiculous.
In Honor Of Herman Cain, Former Hedge Fund Manager Declares War On COVID Almost Over
We’re sure the former presidential candidate would agree, had COVID not taken his ability to continue breathing.
Hedge Fund Manager Fails In Effort To The Renege On Charitable Deal With Ex-Wife
The inscrutable, incomprehensible and completely unnecessary legal battle between the former Cooper-Hohns comes, after much time and expense, to its meaningless and inevitable conclusion.
Ken Griffin Uncharacteristically Agrees To Share Piece Of Property With Other Rich People
He’s probably got a private elevator at 220 CPS, so it’s OK.
Paul Singer Ready To Burn PG&E To The Ground To Get His $250 Million
A promise made over the charred and smoldering remains of California is still a promise.
Geoffrey Berman Sure Was Bad At Turning Over Exculpatory Evidence
Luckily for (at least) one convicted hedge fund fraudster.
Ordinary People Invested In Hedge, Private Equity Funds Unsure That More Ordinary People Should Invest In Hedge, Private Equity Funds
That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.
Bill Ackman Super Annoyed That Thing He Said On Television Was Broadcast On Television
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Seems Like Ex-Point72 General Counsel Was On To Something About It Being ‘A Really Tough Place For Women’
And also about how it was not going to change.
Was Citadel Securities Not Supposed To Sit On Client Orders To Fill Its Own?
It’s sort of sorry, if that helps.
Bridgewater Didn’t Try Very Hard To Prove Ex-Employees Stole Its Secrets
The lazy arrogance of the hedge fund’s effort to destroy them is pretty stark.
Seriously, Why Do People Short Stocks?
It’s miserable, thankless, dangerous and unprofitable? Sign us up.
Warren Buffett Couldn’t Cut It At A Hedge Fund, Says Guy Whose Returns Are Roughly Half Of Berkshire’s
Not that he’d want to anyway, of course.