Masayoshi Son Ready To Bring His Total Investment In WeWork To $15 Billion...At An $8 Billion Valuation, Because YOLO
SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.
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Frankenstein Reportedly Nearing Deal To Rescue His Monster At A Sub-$8 Billion Valuation
SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.
WeWork Asking Jamie Dimon "Why Stop Now, Baby?"
What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.
WeWork About To Get Hammered For Finally Acting Like An Adult
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
Henry Kravis Started An I-Bank Because He Can Do Everything Better Than You
KKR is starting to steal back all of those BS fees it paid in decades past.
WeWork CEO Decides He's Not Working Anymore
Adam Neumann to spend more time with family...getting them to fund his superfood juicing platform.
WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Consciousness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
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Blackstone’s Not Saying There’s A Recession Right Around The Corner
But they’ll have the money to buy your office building/warehouse/retail location if it happens.
Leon Cooperman Wants Those Private Equity Rascals To Knock It Off With The Nonsense
The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
Masayoshi Son Turning To Some Different Patrons For His New Piece Of Financial Performance Art
With the Saudis taking a pass, the deKooning of money turns to Goldman Sachs for funding of his new work.
Robinhood Is Worth $7.6 Billion Now, And All It Had To Do Was Sell Its Soul
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.
Donald Trump Confirms Via Twitter That Wilbur Ross Is An Inveterate Liar
Happy "About-To-Be-Independence Day" to The Slipper King.
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Steve Schwarzman Takes His Money Where It Is Appreciated
Who needs Abington High School when you’ve got Oxford, guv’nor?
Leon Black Creates Unstoppable Photo-Sharing Site For 2009 In 2019
Your mom now have one fewer place to go to print her vacation books.
As A Public Company, WeWork Almost Promises To Be More Careful About Who Gives It Money Than It Was As A Private Company
Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.
Henry Kravis Looks Forward To Firing First Sandal-Clad Employee
Dress up, dress down, just don’t let the big guy find an office door without a suit hanging from it.
Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
Since Selling Cars Is Not Working Out, Tesla Plans To Just Ask People For Money
Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?