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Eddie Lampert Is Too Selfish A Lover To Let Sears Die In Peace
Sears would be good and dead if Eddie Lamps wasn't such a stage 5 clinger.
Private Equity
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
Private Equity Firm Acting Like A Private Equity Firm
The Blackstone Group will take your money and then the dividends that could be used to pay you back.
Sometimes Genius Looks Like You’re Just Making It Up As You Go Along
Elon Musk’s totally-well-thought-out plan to take Tesla private maybe involves Goldman and Silver Lake and the Saudis, or maybe not.
Wilbur Ross For President
According to Forbes, the only guy in Washington who’s ripped more people off and told more whoppers is Donald J. Trump himself.
Guggenheim CEO Not Enjoying The Dodgers’ First Pennant In 30 Years
Nor any longer the company of his global head of internal distribution/house guest.
Why Will No One Take Warren Buffett’s Gosh-Darned Money?
Uber has at last found a fundraising it can do without.
Henry Kravis Doesn’t Need Partners, But Would Like More Money
KKR is paving the way in bricks of newfound gold.
Carlyle Group Pretty Pleased It’s Not The Vanguard Group
Especially since its investors seem just as pleased, for some reason.
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$25 Million Doesn’t Go As Far At A Public High School As it Does At Yale
The ungrateful upper-middle class of suburban Philadelphia will not bow to new liege lord Steve Schwarzman.
Dear Executives and Directors of Travelport Worldwide
Paul Singer has an offer that you probably shouldn’t refuse.
Anyone Not Named Steve Schwarzman Or Jon Gray Best Not Get Too Comfortable At Blackstone
The “S” in GSO Capital Partners is taking his leave.
Don't Look Now But Lynn Tilton Is "Bankrupt"
Amidst the deafening din of Trumpian chaos, Lynn whispers "I'm broke."
Plucky Private Equity Firm Sells Some Property For Pocket Change
Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.
Warren Buffett Has Become So Good At Investing That He Doesn't Need To Know What He Owns, Who Bought It, Or Even Why
The Oracle is holding it down and he don't care who knows it.
Steve Schwarzman Should Really Avoid Talking About "The Real World"
TFW you are the platonic ideal of the sheltered wealthy elite.
Has Your Kid’s High School Produced A Billionaire?
In Donald Trump's America, every public school needs its own Steve Schwarzman.
Everyone Can Relax, Steve Schwarzman Made Money Last Year
The tax cuts he helped to create are definitely going to help him hold on to a lot of the $1 billion he pulled down last year.
Surprise! Private Equity Industry Will Make Money On Allegedly Unfavorable Tax Plan
Debunking the hot take that Steve Schwarzman’s Trump whispering had failed.
Blackstone's Hedge Fund Business Just Got Younger, And Apparently More Fastidious?
Steve Schwarzman gives the weirdest compliments.
Nebraska Octogenarian Likens Cryptocurrencies To A Wayward Teen
Warren Buffett thinks cryptos "will come to a bad ending" because of course he does.