Private Equity

An accredited investor definition that keeps their numbers about constant and decreases the likelihood of people coming crying to the SEC? It’s perfect.

No one tell Leon Cooperman that Steve Schwarzman is eating his lunch.

Blackstone owns everyone's favorite feminist dating app...and that's quite the sentence.

Maybe soulmates do exist!

One solitary slide in the WeWork autopsy report to SoftBank investors is a true encapsulation of the artist's soul.

All he needs is an extra $4 billion on top of the $2 billion he just raised.

Public company valued at $53 narrows quarterly losses to just over $1 billion...and, yes, those words are "narrows" and "quarterly"

Whoever it was should probably be polishing their resume, once the security guards finish escorting them out.

Marc Mezvinsky is a TPG man now (for now).

Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.

That’s five times as much as Leon Cooperman, by the way.

SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.

SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.

What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.

Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.

KKR is starting to steal back all of those BS fees it paid in decades past.

Adam Neumann to spend more time with family...getting them to fund his superfood juicing platform.

Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.