central banks
JPMorgan Might Wish Its Metals Desk Didn’t Allegedly Spoof Just To Keep Its Secrets Out Of Open Court
This is even worse than a $1 billion settlement.
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If Goldman Sachs Won’t Do Business In Russia, Jamie Dimon Guesses He Can’t, Either
Deutsche Bank, though? Still very much in Moscow.
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Bitcoin's Milkshake Volatility Is Bringing Too Many Boys To The Yard
Central banks will have to reckon with Bitcoin, and that will suck.
Even The Sharks Are Trading Like Goldfish
Maybe we've gotten carried away with this whole "Live in the moment" routine.
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Central Bankers Deploying Entire Verbal Arsenals Of Dud Artillery
"Some in the field call for a cliché cease-fire."