CEOs
It's Official, No One Wants To Run Wells Fargo
Anybody want to make millions running a $207B megabank?...No?...Ok, then.
Wells Fargo Considering Just Admitting That No One Wants To Be CEO Of Wells Fargo
The Stagecoach is about to just give up and let its lawyer run the place.
Sadomasochistic Megabank Courting Area Hedge Fund Manager To Be Its Next Dominatrix/CEO
If Wells Fargo wants Bridgewater's Eileen Murray to be its next CEO, then Wells Fargo might actually be ready to change.
Wells Fargo Has Hired Someone Help It Meet The Right Woman
That's right, the least-trusted bank in America is paying to meet women.
House Democrats Bungle Bank CEO Hearing So Badly That Lloyd Blankfein Somehow Wins The Day
This was a true waste of everyone's time.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.
Imaginary Wells Fargo CEO Shortlist Down To Marty Chavez And Matt Zames
Now that Harvey Schwartz has turned The Stagecoach down allow us to take the reins of this job search.
Wells Fargo Hoping A Noted Knife-Wielding Control Freak Can Save Its Bacon
Harvey Schwartz is newest rumored savior of The Stagecoach.
Incoming Goldman Sachs CEO Thinks Everyone At 200 West Street Should At Least Try To Land Their EDM Single On The Billboard Charts
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
The Three Most Powerful Men In American Business Can't Figure Out Why No One Wants This Terrible Job They Created
Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon shocked that no one is masochistic enough to work for all three of them at once.
Deutsche Bank's Mercy Killing Of John Cryan Is Predictably Free Of Mercy
Congrats(?) to Christian Sewing.
Gary Cohn Now Begging CEOs To Just Play Along With The Impossible Growth Promises Of His Tax Plan
Has it really come to this?
New CEO of GE Thinks GE Is A Real POS
Looking at it now, John Flannery can't believe he even took this terrible gig.
Mike Cagney Being Forced To Pull Out Of SoFi, Its Employees
This escalated quickly and then all at once.
In Sign That His Tenure Will Be Painful And Short, Uber's New CEO Thinks He Can Befriend Travis Kalanick
Dara Khosrowshahi seems great, but no one plays nice with El Travis.
Wells Fargo Board Debases Tim Sloan By Forcing Him To Buy $2 Million Of Wells Fargo Stock
So, The Stagecoach has reached the S&M stage of its renaissance.
John Cryan Inspires Masochists Everywhere By Leaving Door Open To Staying At Deutsche Bank
Kink is really the only possible explanation for why Cryan would keep doing this to himself.
Cursing On Earnings Call Is F@cking Awesome: CNBC
Would it shock you to hear that CEOs did a lot more public cursing this year?
Fintech Darling LendingClub In Deep Sh!t For Prioritizing "Lending" Over "Club"
Angelo Mozilo is having schadenfreude for breakfast.
CEO Holograms Are A Thing Now
James Gorman can finally fulfill his dream of being more like Tupac.