CFTC Uses Basic Deductive Reasoning To Charge Staten Island-Based Crypto Trading Firm Named CabbageTech With Fraud
This is what regulators call "A layup."
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Last CFTC Commissioner Needs $31.5 Million Extra To Do Work Of Five CFTC Commissioners
Four more commissioners would be great, too.
What's Left Of The CFTC Is Finally Intrigued By How RenTec Never Loses
What the fuck is Bob Mercer even paying for?
Elizabeth Warren Politely Requests That Federal Regulators Bring Her The Severed Head Of Carl Icahn
BREAKING: The inevitable has occurred.
Headmaster Of Citi's Spoofing Academy Coughs Up $350,000
Turns out the bank's head trader on the Treasury futures desk had a creative approach to the job.
Gary Cohn’s Grundle Has Good Feeling About Interim CFTC Chief
The big man likes the cut of Chris Giancarlo's jib.
Don't F*ck With The CFTC, Royal Bank Of Scotland Edition
When brazenly violating CFTC rules, it's best not to mention the CFTC explicitly.
Citigroup Ran A Spoofing Academy For Junior Traders: CFTC
The greater crime was that Citi's spoofers didn't even spoof all that well.
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The CFTC Will Never Have To Hear The Name ‘Jon Corzine’ Ever Again
Jersey Jon ponies up $5M to just go away...probably.
Carl Icahn To Be Named America's First Ever Secretary of Do Whatever The F@ck You Want
Donald Trump has painted his masterpiece.
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Jon Corzine Didn’t Want To Trade Commodities Anymore, Anyway
And that extra $5mil was just burning a hole in his pocket.
Chicago Grand Jury Plays Along, Indicts "Flash Crash Trader"
Such a relief that they keep catching this guy for acting alone and crashing everything all by himself.
Martin O'Malley's Wall Street White Paper Is Commendably Naive
He's been studying real hard, but Martin O'Malley's grasp of Wall Street realpolitik is not that strong yet.
The Clintons' Least Favorite Regulator Seems To Be Kicking Off Her "I Told You So Tour" 2016
The living embodiment of Bill Clinton's regulatory mistakes is back in the public eye, and her timing could not be more interesting.
On Second Thought, Accused MF Global Market Manipulator Would Just As Soon Not Go To Trial
Joe Welsh has thought about it and is gonna go for the settlement.
Here's What We Know So Far About Alleged Criminal Mastermind Navinder Singh Sarao
"Mom, leave me alone! I'm spoofing!"
Evidence Shows Alleged Flash Crash Trader Is A Pretty Bro-y Bro
All I need are some tasty waves, a wicked spoofing algorithm, and I'm fine.
Feds Endanger Space Time Continuum By Arresting Futures Trader in 2015 For Crime Perpetrated in 2010
If a man who trades futures in 2015 is arrested for a crime he might have committed five years ago, does Marty McFly's hand start to disappear?