And he does it via Charlie Gasparino in case any of you were afraid this wasn't sufficiently batshit.
Charlie Gasparino reports on a nascent populist uprising inside 200 West Street.
The Gaspo/Grundle feud is real, and we love it.
And miraculously, it's not going to be Ackman.
Charlie Gasparino knows a filthy analogy when he (kind of) sees one.
We can feel some growth in the #DraftDimon movement.
Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Charlie Gasparino will beat these temps back with his sweat-soaked muscle tee.
Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.
He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.
The call from Anna Wintour can't be far behind.
This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.
You've really gone and done it this time, Bobby Axelrod.
Presumably this means he is again interested in a cameo on the show.
The Fox Business reporter knows a realistic S&M club when he sees one.
Last night's episode was a step in the right direction for CG.
Not because he likes the show, which to be clear he still does not, though he will accept a walk-on part.