Berkshire Hathaway’s brain trust has said a lot of terrible things about cryptocurrencies and gold, and they just invested half a billion dollars in gold.
And would some of you hard-up corporate executives give the guy a call, for heaven’s sake?
Buffettstock, like everything else, is cancelled.
But don’t worry, little stagecoach drivers: Jamie Dimon’s son-in-law is figuring out how to fix all of those broken wooden wheels.
And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.
And don’t talk to him about socially-responsible investing, either.
No windows and having to listen to undergraduates for the rest of his life seems to fit the crime.
There’s more to it than getting in early on Berkshire Hathaway, apparently.
Warren Buffett, Bill Gates & co. don’t understand the cryptocraze, and are pretty sure no one else does, either.
Running a few billion dollars effectively is even easier than being vice president.
If you're going to talk sh!t about Valeant, just assume that Bill is listening.