Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
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Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Donald Trump Giving Americans Slightly Lower Prices, Humiliating Trade War Defeat For Christmas
Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.
If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Peter Navarro Will Not Brook Criticism From A Pinko Liberal Rag Like...The Wall Street Journal
Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.
Kyle Bass Got That Elizabeth Warren Thirst Ferreal
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
Prepare For World War III
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
Peter Navarro Now Begging The Fed To Do Him A Solid And Make Him Appear Not Totally Objectively Insane
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
Call The Close: Yuan-a Guess How Bad It's Gonna Get?
You know things are bad when we start punning.
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
The China Trade War Is Never Gonna End And Kyle Bass Can Hardly Contain His Excitement
No one has been this invested in a Steve Mnuchin failure since Steve Mnuchin’s father.
Trump's Special China Trade Truce Episode Is Actually A Summer Rerun From Sweeps
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Jim Gorman Thinks The White House Needs To Get Stuffed On This Trade War Nonsense, Mate
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
American President Spends Morning Whining About The Unfair Power Moves Of...Wait For It... Mario Draghi
Donald Trump is jealous of the ECB now.
Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
Stanley Druckenmiller Reads Trump's Tweets, Takes Ball, Goes Home
The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.
White House Now Offering Sweet 2-For-1 Deal On Intractable Trade Wars Just In Time For Summer
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
OK, So Maybe Ray Dalio Was A Touch Optimistic About The Trade War
His earlier opinions are not as valid as his current.
Welcome To The Peter Navarro Economy
This is what happens, Larry! See what happens, Larry?! Do you see what happens when you let Navarro talk to the president?
Kyle Bass Mounts Dragon, Prepares To Burn Chinese Economy To The Ground
But in case he doesn’t make it, he’s not taking his yuan short with him.
Larry Kudlow Goes On TV To Make It As Clear As Possible That He Doesn't Want To Work In This White House Anymore
Kuddles just signed his own pink slip and it did not feel accidental.
Steve Mnuchin Says That Trade Talks With China Are Going So Well That It's Time To Take An Indefinite Break
Even after all those years in Hollywood, Steve Mnuchin still sucks at improv.
Company That Lost $3 Billion Last Year IPOs On Day One Of Trade War Between Two Largest Global Economies, Hilarity Ensues
The market is teaching Uber a very hard lesson about how dynamic pricing really works.