Dying Industry Pins Hope On Idiots Buying Into An Impossible Trade Deal
Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
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Area Stock Market Still Being Gaslit By Controlling Older Boyfriend
Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!
Stop Pretending To Be Shocked And Horrified By The NBA’s Groveling To China
Like its perceived wokeness, it’s just a business decision.
China Tells White House "Nice Stock Market You Got There, Would Be A Shame If You Got Mouthy And Something Were To Happen To It"
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
On China Trade Update, Trump Zigs While Mnuchin...Mnuchins
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
Area Man Capitulates, Market Rejoices, Takes It Back, Markets Weep
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
George Soros Says Nice Thing About The President, Causes Nasty Case Of Vertigo For Fox News
If George Soros (and his kind) aren’t always evil and wrong, how will it know what is good and right?
Bill Dudley Would Like To Clarify That He Meant Jay Powell Should F Donald Trump With Obvious Subtlety
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
The Chinese Are In Revolt. The Hedge-Fund Investing Chinese, We Mean.
They’re not taking it to the streets, but they are taking it to online forums, so….
Markets Considering Possibility That Escalating Tariffs Between Two Largest Global Economies Are Indeed Bad
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Donald Trump Giving Americans Slightly Lower Prices, Humiliating Trade War Defeat For Christmas
Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.
If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Peter Navarro Will Not Brook Criticism From A Pinko Liberal Rag Like...The Wall Street Journal
Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.
Kyle Bass Got That Elizabeth Warren Thirst Ferreal
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
Prepare For World War III
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
Peter Navarro Now Begging The Fed To Do Him A Solid And Make Him Appear Not Totally Objectively Insane
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
Call The Close: Yuan-a Guess How Bad It's Gonna Get?
You know things are bad when we start punning.
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
The China Trade War Is Never Gonna End And Kyle Bass Can Hardly Contain His Excitement
No one has been this invested in a Steve Mnuchin failure since Steve Mnuchin’s father.
Trump's Special China Trade Truce Episode Is Actually A Summer Rerun From Sweeps
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.