Bill Ackman Has His Revenge On Montezuma’s Revenge
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
Good News For Bill Ackman: Everything About His Chipotle Bet Seems To Be Going Wrong
Chipotle's "outstanding," "visionary" leader has taken his leave.
Bill Ackman Admits That He Is Contemplating Self-Harm
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Carl Icahn Inadvertently Saves Chipotle's Trading Day By Getting A Little Carried Away Pranking Bill Ackman
In which we learn that there's a fine line between filling an office with queso and accidentally rigging a market.
No One Is Getting Diarrhea From Chipotle Burritos Anymore So Bill Ackman Is BACK BABY!
No one puts Acky in the corner.
Bill Ackman’s 2017 Off To The So-So Start He Was Looking For
The Ack Man ain't hating on The New Year... yet.
Bill Ackman’s Lunch Loses Whiff Of Acrimony, Recrimination
The Ack Man got his Chipotle board seats.
Chipotle’s Founder Fired His Best Friend But Not Because Of Bill Ackman
Billy Acks hands are clean here, you guys, so don't EVEN.
Chipotle Has Reached The Dreaded "Let Go And Let Ackman" Stage Of Desperation
We've seen this before...it doesn't end well.
Bill Ackman Thankful For Chipotle Burrito Bowls, Board Seat
The Ack-Man and the troubled burrito chain are finally settling for each other.
Bill Ackman's Pre-Nup With Chipotle Includes A Gag Order On Bill Ackman
The idea of "Silent Bill Ackman" is as easy to swallow as "Chill Bro Leon Cooperman."
Chipotle Has Some Special Burritos For Bill Ackman
The burrito chain puts Wall Street in formation, tells Ackman it's got hot sauce in its bag.
Google And Chipotle Will Now Endeavor To Answer The Prayers Of Stoned Young People Everywhere
Somebody hand Bill Ackman a fat blunt and a can of Tecate.
Wall Street Doubts Bill Ackman's Ability To Restore Glory To Once Mighty Burrito Chain
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
After Barely Surviving E. Coli, Chipotle Will Now Have To Overcome B. Ackman
Does Herbalife have anything to treat diarrhea?
E.Coli Burritos 'Might Have Driven' Chipotle Exec To Drugs: Bloomberg
Mark Crumpacker's dealer apparently got a call every time Chipotle HQ got bad news.
Maria Bartiromo's Producer, A Merrill Lynch Associate, And Chipotle's Chief Creative and Development Officer Walk Into A Bar
And (allegedly!) run into a little legal trouble acquiring cocaine.